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1. To extend the truth beyond any conceivable belief.

2. To consume 10 times the natural healthy limit of takeaway food.
"My Honda Civic can fly and cure world hunger."
"Shutup you Scanlon!

or

"I hooked up with 8 bitches while downing 5 large Double Cheeseburger meals"
"As if! what are you, some sort of scanlon or something?"

scanlon by Kymbo June 11, 2006
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Scanlon Debate 

The seemingly unanswerable question, "Is it OK to have sex with a dead body," or any argument on the subject.
"While arguing the Scanlon Debate, that guy said he would prostitute his mom's dead body."
Scanlon Debate by Mister Four January 10, 2010

Becky Scanlon 

A descriptive phrase you would use to call a person beautiful and amazing, preferable a woman.
Person 1: "She is so Becky Scanlon, there is no real way to describe how unbelievably perfect she is."

Person 2: "Yes you are tots right, i mean obvi there are no real words to describe her."
Becky Scanlon by Chocochip October 31, 2011
The best and most underrated “ship” from IT, the movie, series, and book. It’s the most skinny ship living today.
Joe: wow, if only there were more scenes with Stan Uris and Mike Hanlon.Also known as Stanlon, right?
stanlon by peppapigisskinny May 30, 2018

Scaloneta 

That's the name by which the Argentine national football team is known.
The origin of this nickname involves the mix between the coach's name (Lionel Scaloni) and a vehicle.
Have you seen Scaloneta's match yesterday?
Scaloneta by 1robuenosdias2dobrasil December 13, 2021
Of Irish origin meaning "scandal" or "scandalous" in gaelic. Generally spelled with -an in southern Ireland and -on in northern Ireland
Rebecca Scanlan sure is a hottie!
Scanlan by Becscan February 11, 2013
It's Australian slang for "What's going on"?
"hey bro" "scanon" "oh nothing much"
scanon by da sik cunt March 20, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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