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scaloneta 

The nightmare of brasil kkkk

head couch scaloni
I will fuck all the scaloneta
scaloneta by matinashe November 22, 2021

vito scalleta 

The most badass fictional character there ever was, appears in Mafia 2 and Mafia 3

Killer of don Clemente, don Falcone and is an asset to Lincoln Clay

Don't fuck with him
Person: Adam,have you heard of Vito Scalleta?
Adam: No

Person: He's a FUCKIN BADASS
Adam: K
vito scalleta by DefoNotJay January 11, 2017

shalontae 

Shalontae is a girl whose not afraid of any bitch or nigga. Shalontae is a very nice person and a good friend. But don’t get on her bad side or you’ll wish you wasn’t born. Shalontae can be a little crazy and overprotective at times but she is very loyal and trustworthy . She’s outspoken and not afraid to tell others how she feels. Shalontae’s also a very bad kisser but she’s very good at making friends, so if she doesn’t like you somethings wrong. She can build strong relationships with people and does her best not to break their trust! While Shalontae sounds big and bad she can be sensitive at some point. Shalontae can be gullible at times and believes almost anything. She doesn’t like to be lied to, she loves honesty. She’s a very independent person so don’t think she can’t do anything on her own!
I’m glad i have an shalontae to count on
shalontae by Kitty122 June 3, 2018

schlonebacker 

A mythical creature, very dangerous in both violent and sexual ways.
(It's name derived from its giant sexual organ the schlone.)
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does not like you, it will rip you to pieces and feast upon your genitals and private parts.
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does like you, unless you have informed it of not being sexually active with slonebackers it will,
In a man's case: stick its schlone in your ass amd rip with such force not many survive.
In a woman's case it will mount her backside only, and shove its schlone in the most general areas much like a human would do.
I read once about a schlonebacker in a fairy tale, the hero was the last warrior that had not been anally torn by the schlonebacker and was able to defeat him.
He made a war trophy from the Schlone of the schlonebacker
schlonebacker by Acey December 3, 2005

Scalenet Rich 

When one's account balance has many zero's but couldn't afford to buy a baguette - this is because Scalenet coins are the antithesis of Ard Munnays!
Chancy 'I am going to produce a whirlwind of low effort memes to push my narrative, financed by the thousands I will collect in Tithes'

Frothbard 'Good luck with that, I hear the Venezuelans were dumping their Taxcoin for Bolivars, You may have a lot but your "Scalenet Rich" it's not Ard Munnays.
Scalenet Rich by Ard-Munnays November 23, 2020

Schlongtater

A term coined by Kyle Gouge in 2023 referring to when someone has "hit a baseball very hard"
Kyle: "He was hitting absolute Schlongtaters"
Schlongtater by totallynotphswords October 11, 2023