Scandiknaveia

Da infamous Northern-European region where a lot of less-than-honorable individuals reside.

By building da hideous "golden ballroom" onto da White House dat was funded using highly-questionable donations from equally-questionable investors, Tronald Dump has created a posh meeting-place for said obnoxiously-wealthy individuals; it'll be a regular Scandiknaveia whenever they all gather for a shindig.

Scandiknaveia by QuacksO April 13, 2026

Scandinavian Headlock 

The act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person's neck, causing them to suck his dick

Guy 1: Bra! Guess what I got to do last night with Sydney.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you already got a Scandinavian Headlock!
Guy 1: You guessed it bro.

Scandinavian Headlock by Milan the dude October 8, 2014

Scandinavian belt buckle 

When a man pulls his balls above his belt line (keeping his penis hidden/tucked) and raises his shirt revealing his scrotum (ususally shiny due to pressure) and says to the witness, "Check out my belt buckle..... it's Scandinavian"

Hey Dave!! Check out my new belt buckle!!!! ..... (Matt lifts shirt revealing his balls) its Scandinavian.

Dave; What the fuck dude! I don't want to see your nuts!!!!!
Scandinavian belt buckle

Scandinavian belt buckle by Montana Matty June 8, 2017

Scandinavian Belly Loader

The act of ejaculating in a sexual partners belly button.

"Dude, where have you been?"

"Oh man, I was giving this who er an awesome Scandinavian belly loader. Her belly button is so messy now."

"Sweet!"

Scandinavian Belly Loader by I skeet freely January 28, 2009

Scandinavian Flip

A skateboarding trick, where you grab the board in a crab position, then flip the board 360. For added extra skill, the person on the board can pull his head through the legs with the hands whilst in mid-air and land standing flat.

Presenter 1

"And now on Extreme Sports, The Scandinavian Flip, presented by Rodney Cullen"

Presenter 2

"Totally. just look at the way he goes throught the legs to a total standstill. Spectacular."

Scandinavian Flip by SummerOnions June 15, 2008

Scandinavian Ice Box 

When a man or woman has really cold hands due to cold weather outside (or they stuck their hand in ice) and then put their hand down their partners pants. For either a hand-job, or fingering

Pat: Dude, it was crazy, I gave her a Scandinavian ice box.
Ryan: Whoa, no way. How pissed was she?
Pat: She was so mad, her vagina pretty much froze.

Scandinavian Ice Box by Gattonjamz December 16, 2011

Scandinavian Flick 

A technique for getting your car sideways. While moving, turn one way then immediately turn the other way, thus unsettling the car and initiating a drift.

Tiff Needell shows us how the Scandinavian Flick is done in a BMW M Roadster when demonstrating the powerslide into a corner. He flicks left, then yanks the wheel right while balancing the throttle to keep the wheelspin between the spinout and gripping zone.

Scandinavian Flick by Penguin636 November 15, 2006