"I like your sarong."
"Thank you. Yes, I'm wearing it this
evening at the Sarongathon."
"What are you raising money for?"
"For Sir Bob Geldof to get a haircut and a shave cos he's in a right
fucking state. Even taken to swearing at fishermen."
"He's a right
prick that one. Have a good time."
"Yes, thank you. I will."