A charity event in Cambodia where well known celebrities all wear sarongs when manning the phone lines to accept cash for whatever the chosen charity is.
"I like your sarong."
"Thank you. Yes, I'm wearing it this evening at the Sarongathon."
"What are you raising money for?"
"For Sir Bob Geldof to get a haircut and a shave cos he's in a right fucking state. Even taken to swearing at fishermen."
"He's a right prick that one. Have a good time."
"Yes, thank you. I will."
"Thank you. Yes, I'm wearing it this evening at the Sarongathon."
"What are you raising money for?"
"For Sir Bob Geldof to get a haircut and a shave cos he's in a right fucking state. Even taken to swearing at fishermen."
"He's a right prick that one. Have a good time."
"Yes, thank you. I will."
by Barry Spanners June 21, 2016