Sargum 

Sargum is the must have friend. She is strong, silly, and goofy! She might get out of hand sometimes and a little stubborn, but in the end you’ll always laugh it off. Shes cute, smart, and wild. Shes very creative such as baking, gaming and having a foot fetish! Theyre hobby is collecting feet figurines, and anime ones! They are also very much into a MLP fandom.

Guy1: Damn she just different she a wild one
Guy 2: Yea she must be a Sargum

Sargum by Hotboy564 April 22, 2024

Shargument 

A Shargument is a Shit Argument. If someone is trying to argue a point with no intelligent evidence, or from a moronic lack of logic.

Dude, your argument is so full of shit, it’s a shargument.

Shargument by Dick _Shinary November 8, 2019

Sargam 

Sargam is a triple threat; beauty brains and butt, she's got it all! Sargam means always being right and being a force of positivity and cuteness.

Person 1: Wow look at this girl, she's so perfect.
Person 2: Well, duh she is sargam.

Sargam by bourgeoisie November 23, 2017

The Saruman 

A sexual maneuver that exists only in theory: A male partner, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into his hand. He then palms the forehead of his partner using that hand and asks, in his best Christopher Lee voice, "Whom do you serve?!"

"Hey , you going to see Jenny again?"
"No, I branded her with The Saruman last week. There's no recovering from that."

The Saruman by thebaboon December 29, 2015

Sargam 

Sargam is one of the nicest, most gorgeous, and crazy people you will ever know. When she walks into a room, it is like the whole world stops and she is just so amazing. Honestly, you cannot live without Sargam. Not only is she very athletic, but she is AMAZING at the arts. She says she isn’t good at things, but when you actually see her do them you have to take a moment to actually make sure it is real. Sargam is just a perfect, wonderful best friend and you would be so lucky to call her yours. Oh, and she is so crazy! She is the perfect person to goof around with and just have a good time. Sargam has so much energy, but every ounce of it is used for good. You really just can explain in words how amazing and perfect Sargam is at everything.

Person one; “Oh my goodness did you see Sargam the other day?”
Person two; “Yeah man, she was just good at everything.”
Person one; “I wish I was her best friend. She just lights up every room she walks into.”

Sargam by mhmm,its_me_alright April 22, 2020

White hand of Saruman 

The act of fucking a girl doggy style then right before ejaculating the man pulls out and spits on the girls back as he ejaculates into his hand. The girl then thinks that he is finished and turns her head around. As this happens the man takes his ejaculation in his hand and puts it on her head as he says, "Send out your Warg riders". Just as Saruman did in Lord of the Rings.

"I took my cum and gave that bitch the White Hand of Saruman last night."

"Did you tell her to send out the Warg riders?"

"Hell yeah."

White hand of Saruman by The Thurmanator March 16, 2010

Saruman slap 

The action of ejaculating on one's hands and then slapping someone across the face, leaving a white hand imprint like the mark of Saruman in LOTR.

I Saruman slapped Michael at lunch today; he now carries my mark on his face.

Saruman slap by wupthefuckingdoo April 11, 2009