sarah p 

The wildest marg drinker this side the Mason Dixon. Laughs at anyone's jokes to make them feel better. Artistic and crafty. Loves Birkenstocks and Converse. Very organized. Rarely blacks out when she drinks, she she is a good friend to have at a party

Did you see Sarah P at the party last night.

Yes, she is so composed with her alcohol intake.

sarah p by sarahroxmasox May 21, 2018

Sarah P.

1. A tacky and ass-butt stupid politician; John McCain's runningmate.

2. A stupid piece of white trash; a hick; someone desperate for attention and affirmation. Usually with a passel of children because she's anti-contraceptive and extremely fertile.

My dad's girlfriend is such a Sarah P., she might as well be from Alaska. Man is she a douche.

Sarah P. by Peter W. Huber April 20, 2009

Sarah Paulson 

God. A lesbian ICON, a queer ICON. The most gorgeous and talented woman ever. The god of the religion paulsizium; her worshippers are called paulsonists.

I have a Sarah Paulson shrine because I live Sarah Paulson

Sarah Paulson by M8! December 21, 2020

sarah paulson 

Sarah Paulson is a lesbian actress who is a mother fucking goddess. She is absolutely freaking gorgeous and very sassy. She is life. She is also Billie Dean Howard in American Horror Story season 1, Lana Winters in season 2 & Cordelia Foxx in season 3.

Actress

sarah paulson

sarah paulson by A girl in love with Sarah January 15, 2014

Sarah Palin 

Tina Fey's doppelganger

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.

Sarah Palin by Matt Weller January 20, 2009

Sarah Paulson Syndrome

Also know as SPS. It is an obsession followed by an unavoidable attraction to older women (mommy issues). People who suffer from it are usually lesbians with great taste in women, but they have no mental health.

Hetero: "Do you want to see this movie with me?"
Paulsonist: "Does Sarah Paulson with an addiction to cigarettes appear?"
Hetero: "WTF, no"
Paulsonist: "Then no! You fucking creep. I have Sarah Paulson Syndrome, I can't watch that"

Sarah Paulson Syndrome by Izaroo January 13, 2021

sarah paulson 

gay and talented.
and we love to see it

have u heard of someone gay and talented?
oh u mean sarah paulson

sarah paulson by cordeliagoode April 17, 2021