sandpiper

a sandpiper is someone who partakes in the obscure and strange act of sandpiping which involves sandpaper and anal sex

sandpiper 1: "its time for sandpiping"

by HIghlandr October 28, 2006

Sandpiper

One who pipes sand.

Yep, he's a sandpiper all right.

by Choco-bunny April 6, 2010

Sandpiper

A stovepiping on the local beach, desert, or playground sandbox. Also known as the Sandblast.

Work it out!!!!!!!!!!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Common Sandpiper

A Common Sandpiper is a male who possess little or no game when it comes to chatting to girls and as a result is always passed over by attractive girls. The Common Sandpiper dresses badly, never stands out and offers no threat whatsoever.

It is estimated that around 80% of the male population are made up of Common Sandpipers.

"Hey who is that speaking to my work crush?". "Oh don't worry that's just Mitch, he's a Common Sandpiper."

by Belgraviadan September 19, 2016

senile sandpiper

a senile sandpiper is an old person who partakes in the obscure and strange act of sandpiping which involves sandpaper and anal sex

Gram and Gramps were being senile sandpipers last night on the futon.

by Rough Rick February 19, 2010

Dirty Sandpiper

Unprotected period sex on the beach.

"Me and this chick hit a dirty sandpiper last night, man it smelled bad"

by largebottomhoes April 1, 2024

Sandpaper Grandma

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.

His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.

by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011