The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.
Studies by the University of The West of
Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.
Basically if you wear
Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.
*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in
Canada.
Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!
Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?
Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!