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socks & sandals

The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.

Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.

Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.

*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!

Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?

Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!
by WelshDan March 23, 2017
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CARE

An acronym used in professional settings in which you need to cover yourself to ensure that you are compliant with working standards.

C - Cover
A - Ass
R - Remain
E - Employed
You need to CARE more otherwise you'll get screwed! Remember Cover Ass Remain Employed.
by WelshDan May 6, 2024
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foof poof

I foof poof’d her so hard she quief’d cunt nuggets.
by WelshDan October 2, 2018
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