Sanchazed
To wipe your middle finger from your gouch (taint) to your buttcrack, and then smear it onto the unsuspecting loved (victim) one beside you.
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Sanched
Similar to Munsoned, but the Sanch version. When you think you have the world in your hand, only to see an epic collapse. Some see it as bad luck, but people who get Sanched are perennial losers with every opportunity possible. Eventually the Sanch's lack of morals and values catch up to him and leave him wondering what the hell just happened.
Guy #1: Hey what happened to the Sanch last night? I saw him leave the club with a hot girl and he gave me a thumbs up on the way out.
Guy #2: Bro he dropped a shitload of money on her and she asked him to drop her off at her ex-boyfriends house.
Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.
Guy #2: Bro he dropped a shitload of money on her and she asked him to drop her off at her ex-boyfriends house.
Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.
Sanched by Big Ern McCracken November 18, 2013
Related Words
Sanchazed • sanchezed • Sanchezed the TP • sanchized • dirty sanchized • Sanched • Sanchize • Sanecrazed • SANCHAYEETA • sanchaz
sanchized
The young schoolgirl was sanchized for giving the gym teacher dome under the bleechers where her number is now retired. person 1: oh my gosh what on earth happend
person: 2 well i sanchized the bitch, thats what happend, keep staring at me and i'll sanchize you ya dirty little cornhole.
* person 1 runs away*
person: 2 well i sanchized the bitch, thats what happend, keep staring at me and i'll sanchize you ya dirty little cornhole.
* person 1 runs away*
sanchized by The Red Head May 3, 2005
Sanchezel
Bitch face, ugly, fat, buck-tooth, dumb-ass, walking hobbit, no one likes her, is EXTREMELY nosy, so ugly you cant stand looking at her, lies about having boyfriends because she's so desperate, wants be a whore but can't because she's just that ugly, and a bad friend. just plain eww.
a disgrace to human kind.
person one: Does this outfit make me look fat?
person two: yeah you remind me of sanchezel.
person one: *cries*
person one: Does this outfit make me look fat?
person two: yeah you remind me of sanchezel.
person one: *cries*
Sanchezel by hajeebthegreat May 2, 2010
Sanchize
The decision of Jets ownership to name Mark Sanchez as the franchise quarterback thus ensuring the ruination of the team.
Sanchize by jetsfan1234 December 8, 2012
dirty sanchized
While having sex doggie style the man inserts his finger or thumb into the girls anus. After he removes the finger(s) from the stink hole he gets an itchy nose and accidentally scratches his nose with the stink finger in which he basically gives himself a dirty sanchez.
While Mike was fucking his girlfriend doggy style he got a nose itch and dirty sanchized himself with the finger he pulled out of her ass.
dirty sanchized by ThunderKawK January 9, 2017
sanchezzed
When you dock a sub, and then wipe the new addition upon the face of those whom you have scowled and howled over for long enough!
sanchezzed by Blunt Monk June 14, 2016
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!