Sanchazed 

To wipe your middle finger from your gouch (taint) to your buttcrack, and then smear it onto the unsuspecting loved (victim) one beside you.

I'm sorry, but you just got sanchazed. BITCH.

Sanchazed by RealOGS February 17, 2019

Sanched

Similar to Munsoned, but the Sanch version. When you think you have the world in your hand, only to see an epic collapse. Some see it as bad luck, but people who get Sanched are perennial losers with every opportunity possible. Eventually the Sanch's lack of morals and values catch up to him and leave him wondering what the hell just happened.

Guy #1: Hey what happened to the Sanch last night? I saw him leave the club with a hot girl and he gave me a thumbs up on the way out.

Guy #2: Bro he dropped a shitload of money on her and she asked him to drop her off at her ex-boyfriends house.

Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.

Sanched by Big Ern McCracken November 18, 2013

sanchized 

The act of giving or recieving a dirty sanchez.

The young schoolgirl was sanchized for giving the gym teacher dome under the bleechers where her number is now retired. person 1: oh my gosh what on earth happend
person: 2 well i sanchized the bitch, thats what happend, keep staring at me and i'll sanchize you ya dirty little cornhole.

* person 1 runs away*

sanchized by The Red Head May 3, 2005

Sanchezel 

Bitch face, ugly, fat, buck-tooth, dumb-ass, walking hobbit, no one likes her, is EXTREMELY nosy, so ugly you cant stand looking at her, lies about having boyfriends because she's so desperate, wants be a whore but can't because she's just that ugly, and a bad friend. just plain eww.

a disgrace to human kind.

person one: Does this outfit make me look fat?

person two: yeah you remind me of sanchezel.

person one: *cries*

Sanchezel by hajeebthegreat May 2, 2010

Sanchize 

The decision of Jets ownership to name Mark Sanchez as the franchise quarterback thus ensuring the ruination of the team.

All of the NFL now trembles in fear of the Sanchize.

Sanchize by jetsfan1234 December 8, 2012

dirty sanchized 

While having sex doggie style the man inserts his finger or thumb into the girls anus. After he removes the finger(s) from the stink hole he gets an itchy nose and accidentally scratches his nose with the stink finger in which he basically gives himself a dirty sanchez.

While Mike was fucking his girlfriend doggy style he got a nose itch and dirty sanchized himself with the finger he pulled out of her ass.

dirty sanchized by ThunderKawK January 9, 2017

sanchezzed 

When you dock a sub, and then wipe the new addition upon the face of those whom you have scowled and howled over for long enough!

I sanchezzed those mother fuckers; had had enough of their bullshit scampering postures.

sanchezzed by Blunt Monk June 14, 2016