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Sanchize

The decision of Jets ownership to name Mark Sanchez as the franchise quarterback thus ensuring the ruination of the team.
All of the NFL now trembles in fear of the Sanchize.
by jetsfan1234 December 8, 2012
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Sanchize

The act of a certain franchise, becoming worse. This usually is followed by a decrease in popularity aswell as further depletion of customers or fans.

(see Mark Sanchez)
Lets get out of here it's turning into a sanchize
by Red Man January 17, 2011
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sanchized

The act of giving or recieving a dirty sanchez.
The young schoolgirl was sanchized for giving the gym teacher dome under the bleechers where her number is now retired. person 1: oh my gosh what on earth happend
person: 2 well i sanchized the bitch, thats what happend, keep staring at me and i'll sanchize you ya dirty little cornhole.

* person 1 runs away*
by The Red Head May 3, 2005
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Sanchezel

Bitch face, ugly, fat, buck-tooth, dumb-ass, walking hobbit, no one likes her, is EXTREMELY nosy, so ugly you cant stand looking at her, lies about having boyfriends because she's so desperate, wants be a whore but can't because she's just that ugly, and a bad friend. just plain eww.
a disgrace to human kind.

person one: Does this outfit make me look fat?

person two: yeah you remind me of sanchezel.

person one: *cries*
by hajeebthegreat May 2, 2010
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Sanchief

Used to greet a (drinking) friend. A combination of san (son) and chief. Shows mutual respect for a fellow drinking buddy. Commonly used in Fife but has recently travelled to Edinburgh
Maxi: Hows it going sanchief?

Marco: Aye, no bad shagger. Yerseel?
by Arms86 December 1, 2009
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dirty sanchized

While having sex doggie style the man inserts his finger or thumb into the girls anus. After he removes the finger(s) from the stink hole he gets an itchy nose and accidentally scratches his nose with the stink finger in which he basically gives himself a dirty sanchez.
While Mike was fucking his girlfriend doggy style he got a nose itch and dirty sanchized himself with the finger he pulled out of her ass.
by ThunderKawK January 9, 2017
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sanchezed

being the victim of a dirty sanchez -verb-
hey beoitch, you've been sanchezed
by Sma Sanchez March 11, 2007
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