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sanchized 

The act of giving or recieving a dirty sanchez.
The young schoolgirl was sanchized for giving the gym teacher dome under the bleechers where her number is now retired. person 1: oh my gosh what on earth happend
person: 2 well i sanchized the bitch, thats what happend, keep staring at me and i'll sanchize you ya dirty little cornhole.

* person 1 runs away*
sanchized by The Red Head May 3, 2005

Sanchezel 

Bitch face, ugly, fat, buck-tooth, dumb-ass, walking hobbit, no one likes her, is EXTREMELY nosy, so ugly you cant stand looking at her, lies about having boyfriends because she's so desperate, wants be a whore but can't because she's just that ugly, and a bad friend. just plain eww.
a disgrace to human kind.

person one: Does this outfit make me look fat?

person two: yeah you remind me of sanchezel.

person one: *cries*
Sanchezel by hajeebthegreat May 2, 2010

dirty sanchized 

While having sex doggie style the man inserts his finger or thumb into the girls anus. After he removes the finger(s) from the stink hole he gets an itchy nose and accidentally scratches his nose with the stink finger in which he basically gives himself a dirty sanchez.
While Mike was fucking his girlfriend doggy style he got a nose itch and dirty sanchized himself with the finger he pulled out of her ass.
dirty sanchized by ThunderKawK January 9, 2017
being the victim of a dirty sanchez -verb-
hey beoitch, you've been sanchezed
sanchezed by Sma Sanchez March 11, 2007

Sanchezed the TP 

The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.
Oh, gross! Some dirty bastard Sanchezed the TP and I got it on me when I was done taking a shit!
Being fired for being a complete idiot in public.
Hey, did you hear Rick Sanchez got fired from CNN?

Yeah, he totally got Sanchezed.
Sanchezed by SanchezedByCNN October 2, 2010