Samry 

Samry is a stupid motion designer.

Hey is that Samry?

Yeah, he's a stupid motion designer

Samry by I'm just a guy April 13, 2022

Samry 

Samry is a guy. He is biologically a male. He probably does some sort of graphic designing. He likes men.

Is that Samry?

Yeah.

Samry by I'm just a guy April 13, 2022

Sammy Hagar paradox 

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

Sammy Hagar paradox by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

Sammy swoop 

When a Sammy brother picks up the girl he’s hooking up with at a cooler frat with the intention of hooking up that night

Elliot: “Max, are you in for poker”
Max: “I can’t I’m going to pick Josie up from 4K”
Elliot: “Classic Sammy swoop”

Sammy swoop by jawnthebaptist October 7, 2019

Sambry 

A girl who smells like sweaty dick. She is a uncontrollable eater and will eat anything in her path. She is a whore. She also fingers her butthole to pictures of llamas with cheese all over their bodies. And noone wants to be around her because her vagina sags so much that everyone trips over it. She needs to bathe. But we love her!

"Sambry's near."

"How do you know?"

"I smell her."

Sambry by thellamaman May 3, 2014

sampynis 

(noun) a really retarded person who acts like a dick or penis often used by Taiwanese students to mock others.
It started in an international school when a student called Sampson Tsai showed his dick in class and started dancing .
(Verb) sampyniscate
(adverb) sampynisly

Damn Jack you are such a sampynis for eating 5 apples .
Tom just sampyniscated in class.
Bob looked at me sampynisly with his dick out.

sampynis by JHSADJGKHSDJGKHSAKJ September 28, 2017

sammy shrimp cock

Sammy Shrimp Cock is a kid with a very small penis, that resembles the size of a shrimp. This is based on a kid named Sam Kamkar, who's penis got very small from steroids, and no girl will have sex with him. So instead of having sex, he picks on kids at school.

Did you see that? That kid has a Sammy Shrimp Cock, it was really small.

sammy shrimp cock by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017