A seemingly classy woman who galavants around the local watering holes in search of recognition. An established or career woman, usually mature and divorced. A closet whore.
"Hey, did you see Jay's mom at the bar last night?"
"Yea, she was hanging all over the dads in the place, it was a mess"
"Apparently you can still get laid no matter how old you are cause you played football when you were in high school."
"True. What a Slutress."
"I wish I played football in highschool."
an immoral or dissolute individual. This individual has these characteristics but with a certain charm that causes some individuals to doubt the truly immoral things that one is capable of.
That slutress of windsorsaid that I was the only one she would be with.
A woman with a proud sexual prowess. She is confident and in control of her sexuality and everything she wants. She is wise in everything sex related. This can also mean she is dominant in the sexual relationship.
Allen: Wow! Erica is very confident and seductive tonight.
Jerry: I would suppose that makes Erica a slutress.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.