Saltues 

The name for a made up word or phrase that other wise don't make sense. Like ever.

"That's not even english. I would call that a Saltues word."

Saltues by Jammazing Jamming January 4, 2015

saltfest 

A specific time or situation in which a person is very salty or upset about something that has occured to them or affects them. It also might be a time period when someone is very ornery and impatient.

Mike: Hey, man. What did you get on that Trig test?

Pete: A 42. It's going to bring my average way down. It sucks!

Mike: Bet you're having a saltfest.

saltfest by Abbie Hicks June 16, 2008

Saltiest of baes 

When urban dictionary does not approve the word you want to add but accepts a shit load of bullshit from other people :(

Guy1: Dude how ya feelin today
Guy2: I am the saltiest of baes :(
Guy1: Oh, I won't bother you then...

Saltiest of baes by WoahNugget May 19, 2018

Salturess 

To commend or congratulate someone for an act of ingenious, but dubious actions.

"I totally salturess that guy. I mean he broke both of his legs in seven places, but his high wire unicycle act was pretty cool."

Salturess by PeachesTheDroog October 20, 2018

Saltus 

A hellhouse. A prison.

Man, your going to Saltus?

Saltus by TZF January 5, 2004

Saltrese Falcon 

A Himalayan take on the classic pink sock. Must be performed at high altitudes for obvious safety reasons. Once pink sock is achieved, immediately throw your partner into the frozen snow, producing a pink popsicle that is most enjoyable fireside, preferrebly on a falcon feather down blanket.

Dude! Last night, after we hiked all the way up to our mountain chalet, that crazy bitch, Linda, let me go straight popsicle on her asshole. It was my first ever Saltrese Falcon! I was flying so high!

Saltrese Falcon by Trainius M November 23, 2018

Saltress 

She who eminates a glorious salty attitude. She gives zero fucks. Shes a queen.

Look at that saltress over there, gorgeously carefree. A true queen.

Saltress by The Saltress June 19, 2019