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Salowsky

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This hybrid of an individual is considered to be the epicenter of rediculous. Has "flock or seaguls" hairstyle and is unlike anything you have ever seen before. If you have ever experienced this absurd phenomena, awesome, keep up the good work. If not, do it to it.

A force to be reckoned with for the Guitar.

A force to be reckoned with on a unicycle.

A force to be reckoned with enjoying ice cream.

Hott. Like putting you tongue in a toaster.
"Thats typical Salowsky"

"Karen is always a dousche bag.. Salowsky is just retarded"

"Oh Steve has a guitar in his hand, no way!"

"Oh my god Steve is so HOT right now, hansel and zoolander are just trying to be fabio/salowsky styled."

"Your parents must be retarded.. because, You are Special."
by 8 pound 6 ounce baby jesus December 12, 2008
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Mr.Sapowsky

He's a very rude, disrespectful fat human being who's need to be on a weight-watchers plan. He will take things out of your hand, give you a detention for opening your locker, fake trip over your feet, and he will tell you to shut up.
Mr.Sapowsky definition- huge, over sized, not friendly and doesn't care
by Papaoutai January 21, 2017
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Someone who takes their time...refuses to rush through life.
A Slowsky may post a mere two or three well thought out tweets in a day instead of hundreds saying little.
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Beacan sadowsky

Silly goofy goober that's vegetarian but still wears buffalo chicken socks
funny corky cutie
Beacan sadowsky is an awesome person

-Stella Mauro
by Jeremiahfisher5 November 16, 2022
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slowskys

Two turtles who consist of Mr. Slowsky, and Mrs. Slowsky. They appear in the new and somewhat old Comcast internet connection commercials.
The slowskys love slow and steady.
by The Funky Chicken July 2, 2008
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