slowskys 

a hip group of turtles that know good internet service when they see it

the slowskys are comcast spokesturtles of the year

slowskys by carlos stockton August 13, 2006

slowskys 

Two turtles who consist of Mr. Slowsky, and Mrs. Slowsky. They appear in the new and somewhat old Comcast internet connection commercials.

The slowskys love slow and steady.

slowskys by The Funky Chicken July 2, 2008

slowskydiver 

the average white male that listens to NBA youngboy and is obnoxious.

quit saying "no cap" you're being a real slowskydiver.

slowskydiver by Davion FC October 4, 2020

Slowsky

Someone who takes their time...refuses to rush through life.

A Slowsky may post a mere two or three well thought out tweets in a day instead of hundreds saying little.

Slowsky by angeleyes9 January 3, 2014

slowsky

(as a noun) I agree with you, I was wrong

He told me that Trump screwed over America. That slowsky.

slowsky by KenzoClassy August 20, 2021