slowskys

a hip group of turtles that know good internet service when they see it

the slowskys are comcast spokesturtles of the year

slowskys by carlos stockton August 13, 2006

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slowskys

Two turtles who consist of Mr. Slowsky, and Mrs. Slowsky. They appear in the new and somewhat old Comcast internet connection commercials.

The slowskys love slow and steady.

slowskys by The Funky Chicken July 2, 2008

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slowskydiver

the average white male that listens to NBA youngboy and is obnoxious.

quit saying "no cap" you're being a real slowskydiver.

slowskydiver by Davion FC October 4, 2020

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Slowsky

Someone who takes their time...refuses to rush through life.

A Slowsky may post a mere two or three well thought out tweets in a day instead of hundreds saying little.

Slowsky by angeleyes9 January 3, 2014

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slowsky

(as a noun) I agree with you, I was wrong

He told me that Trump screwed over America. That slowsky.

slowsky by KenzoClassy August 20, 2021

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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