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Salois is a robotic mercenary/cowboy/astronaut/race car that consumes heavy amounts of bison meat and tungsten. These are usually found in NW areas of the United States. They come in two sizes, great and greater. Not to be confused with the sun and/or a great burning star.
Human1: "Oh my fucking god, did you see that Salois demoralizing that homeless man on the corner?"
Human2: "No, my eyes exploded out of my face as soon as I made eye contact..."
Human1: "Do you smell Bison?"
Salois by Codthew February 17, 2009
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A Salisbury 

Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.
Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.

Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.

Kim: OMG, so my mom was looking at my phone right as Bobby sends me a Salisbury. Talk about awkward city.

Paula: All Todd does is send me Salisburies. EW.
To make a squishy wetness in the pants, often by women as a result of sexual stimulation. A portmanteau of sploosh and moist.
"Oh My GOD Laurie, Chet Faker is soooo hot. He totally makes me sploist"
Sploist by MajorBubbles November 4, 2014

Salisbury Spritz 

Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.
My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.
Salisbury Spritz by Hobo2 January 3, 2006
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prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against a person or people on the basis of their membership in homosexuality. This was made because the creator “prince saro” was tired of being called “homophobic” it isn’t a phobia its just hate.
Prince saro: im making this apart of my religion “saroism” where we dont fw ( fuck with) gays and believe in ignorance, violence, and materialism. Also im a rich mf
saroism by PRINCE SARO June 14, 2021