salisa
salisa by Yoniggasmall December 16, 2013
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Salisa
Great friend thinks about others before thinking of herself. Love to have fun! You can talk to her and no one will ever know what we talked about. Salisa is kind, sweet, and lovable.
Salisa is a great to family and friends
Salisa by Lisawillknow March 6, 2022
Saliza
1. Originally adapted from the Armenian mis-pronunciation of the English word 'slice', 'Saliza' \s-uh-lies-uh\ is exclaimed with a sense of enthusiasm, urgency, frustration, confusion and disgust by a foreign order taker attempting to impersonate an authentic Italian pizzaiolo at any Rays Pizza restaurant in the United States. Sometimes articulated with deliberate extended emphasis on the consonant 'z' (i.e. Salizzzzza) as an indication of impatience when patrons are indecisive or quick to change their minds from their initial order.
2. A term used to ask a friend or a loved one if they want to hang out or grab a bite to eat. Often conveyed with intentional Armenian personified accent in a lower octave to incite the onset playful conversational/text banter.
2. A term used to ask a friend or a loved one if they want to hang out or grab a bite to eat. Often conveyed with intentional Armenian personified accent in a lower octave to incite the onset playful conversational/text banter.
1. {Patron walks up to counter at Rays Pizza to place an order} "I'd like a slice of pizza please." {Armenian impersonator replies} "What kind of 'Saliza'? {Patron responds} "Actually, two slices of cheese please." {Armenian impersonator, visibly frazzled with a vile and disconcerting affect, confirms and relays order} " You want a two 'Salizzzas? Hey, he want a two cheese 'Salizzzzzas.!" "Your numba 91(the same number given to every patron, is also the year the Armenia declared independence from the Soviet Union)
2. {Friend sends text to another friend} "Hey Days, you wanna "Saliza" on Saturday." {Friend replies} "Hey Days, would love to 'Salizzzzza!"
2. {Friend sends text to another friend} "Hey Days, you wanna "Saliza" on Saturday." {Friend replies} "Hey Days, would love to 'Salizzzzza!"
Saliza by Charitable Disguise October 26, 2019
caucasian salsa
caucasian salsa by E-dawg, J-dawg November 9, 2018
Chips and Salsa
A wonderfully tasty, savory snack, sometimes served at parties/get-togethers, and an appetizer staple at Mexican restaurants.
-Requires a bag of tortilla/corn chips, and salsa (a Spanish/Latin American-originated sauce often consisting of tomatoes, onions, peppers, and spices) for dipping the chips in. The salsa can range from very mild to very hot/spicy. Many Mexican restaurants serve their own house-made chips with salsa complimentary to your table.
This snack is very popular and can be very addicting.
-Requires a bag of tortilla/corn chips, and salsa (a Spanish/Latin American-originated sauce often consisting of tomatoes, onions, peppers, and spices) for dipping the chips in. The salsa can range from very mild to very hot/spicy. Many Mexican restaurants serve their own house-made chips with salsa complimentary to your table.
This snack is very popular and can be very addicting.
Guy at Mexican restaurant: "Hey waiter, more chips and salsa please... *hic*"
Waiter: "Sorry sir, you've already had 16 rounds. I'm cutting you off."
Waiter: "Sorry sir, you've already had 16 rounds. I'm cutting you off."
Chips and Salsa by spliffsicles June 25, 2012
joshua put his dick in the salsa again
joshua put his dick in the salsa again by Trotg May 22, 2019
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