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Salisbary 

Wanna be biscuit players. Talkin smack before the big game but blow it 6-2...not like they were actually going to win anyways. Then they say no one can beat them in the playoffs....here's some advice....get a legitimate goalie then we can maybe talk about having a team that can make it to the championships. Until then 52 - 3 bitches
"graf1527:Pollastrone is unreal and the biega brothers and i mean the whole team is an allstar team. No other team will beat them in the finals. whos a gonna kick AVONS ass.... salisbury."
Avon-6 salisbury-2(regular season)
Cushing-4 salisbury-2 (semi finals)
Avon-3 Cushing-0 (finals)
Salisbary by back2back April 24, 2005

Salisbary 

In response to the second post, you will never get laid. You go to salisbary, a school for avon rejects, who cry themselves to sleep everynight because they cant beat Avon in hockey. 52-3, bitch.

A Salisbury 

Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.
Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.

Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.

Kim: OMG, so my mom was looking at my phone right as Bobby sends me a Salisbury. Talk about awkward city.

Paula: All Todd does is send me Salisburies. EW.

Salisbury Spritz 

Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.
My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.
Salisbury Spritz by Hobo2 January 3, 2006

Smalisbury 

Reference to how small the city of Salisbury social community is. In other words everyone knows everyone else and nights out become repetitive because you never meet new people or go to new clubs/bars. Weekends become samey, dull and montonous.

This is made worse by the lack of alternative evening activities apart from clubbing/drinking.

The reference is not limited to weekends and clubbing. It may stem from the notion that Salisbury is 'a city amongst the countryside'. There are no nearby cities and therefore Salisbury is like a bubble because people rarely bother to travel elsewhere.

Small - lisbury

Spelt with one 'l' resembling the city name - Smalisbury
Do you want to go into town tonight ?

Nah mate, same people, same places every weekend. Fucking Smalisbury
Smalisbury by gp1v07 August 3, 2012

Salisbury Suckle 

Salisbury Suckle is the act of a female blowing a male on a road-trip from Salisbury to Ocean City. As you have your buddy pull up beside you on the highway giving you the thumbs up and screaming, “SUCKLE!!!”
Hey, I got the Salisbury Suckle on my way from the match. FUCKING AWESOME it was actually me this time!
Salisbury Suckle by Brayyo Taio February 4, 2022