Salad Smoker 

a school shooter that kills all the disabled kids in a special needs schools

‘did you hear about that Salad Smoker that shot up at that retard school? It was wheely bad...’

Salad Smoker by retarded salad February 11, 2021

Smoked Trout Salad 

A variation on tossing the salad.

The tosser of the salad blows cigar smoke up the asshole of a tossee who has been suffering from explosive diarrhoea until the inevitable explosion happens, leaving the tosser gasping like a fish in the mud.

Despite his irritable bowl syndrome and being imprisoned for sex crimes, Dane was still able to enjoy a Smoked Trout Salad from time to time. Although he was never able to get the smell out of his beard.

Smoked Trout Salad by goatofwisdom July 15, 2011

smoked meat salad 

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.

Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

smoked meat salad by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017

smoked his/her salad 

instead of toss someones salad, (lick someones ass) it means to kick someones ass

dude didn't you see it? Rob smoked Bills salad last night! really fucked him up man! fuck man he, smoked his/her salad

smoked his/her salad by catman3126 January 23, 2009