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Saint Joseph, Missouri

Saint Joseph is craptastic town in N.W. Missouri, home of the 'futuristic' McDonald's that will be serving the already obese citizens unlimited fries.

It was also the last major trading post before people continued into the Wild West so this is where people would leave members of the family that were mentally handicapped or disabled in some way. This resulted in the weak gene pool that exists in the city today.
Don't visit Saint Joseph, Missouri, they will trap you and force you to help expand the gene pool.

saint joseph crumbs 

little pebbles of poop that hang from your rectum.
i gave a rim job last night and when i
went down to lick it she had the most gnarly saint joseph crumbs i ever seen doggie!!!!!!
saint joseph crumbs by shmoop shomp September 1, 2010

Saint Joseph's University 

A well-respected school located in West Philadelphia, SJU straddles City Avenue. Saint Joseph's is known for its Haub School of Business and its basketball team, the Hawks. SJU students can be described as snobby but most aren't nearly as bad as those found at Villanova. SJU is small but well known throughout the country and most graduates find good jobs after receiving their diplomas.
The Big 5 consists of Saint Joseph's University, Villanova University, La Salle University, University of Pennsylvania, and Temple University.

Saint Joseph's University 

Also called, SJU, Saint Joseph's is a good school in Philadelphia with great school spirit and very solid academics, especially in business. With a lot to do on City Avenue and Philadelphia, St. Joe's is in an ideal location as it is also close to the rich suburbs of Lower Merion and the Main Line. The basketball team is adored and the school is growing at a high rate.
I go to Saint Joseph's University on Hawk Hill in Philadelphia. Next up, Harvard Law.

Saint Joseph's University 

Hawk Hill as many refer to it is a school on the outskirts of Philadelphia where about 3,500 undergrads go. Although sometimes hard to find a party, as long as you have a fake, or real ID you will have a fun time. There are a few bars very close by but the best thing is that it's close to Manyunk where you're guaranteed a good time. St. Joe's kids love to drink and are mostly rich white kids. They love their basketball at SJU and will do most anything to get to the games in the tiny fieldhouse. One of the best business schools in the U.S. and even though you might not go to many parties, you're sure as hell going to get a good job graduating from this school.
Saint Joseph's University, a good school with lots of white kids where you're most likely gonna bar hop and not party hop.

Mount Saint Joseph 

Perennially number one in basketball, wrestling, ice hockey, and baseball in MD...located in Bmore, but you can find playas from Hoco, cville and Sp...say sump'n.
I didn't go to high school - I went to Mount Saint Joseph.
Mount Saint Joseph by Alumnus February 1, 2005
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