Acronym: Stands for
"Sex With A Jar Of Planters"
aka "Fucking Nuts"
1. Note: "Planters" refers to the trademarked brand of quality nuts, not a farmer.
2. Commonly used as a descriptor in medical settings in hushed tones, so as not to be overheard by the overly sensitive PC Police.
"Sex With A Jar Of Planters"
aka "Fucking Nuts"
1. Note: "Planters" refers to the trademarked brand of quality nuts, not a farmer.
2. Commonly used as a descriptor in medical settings in hushed tones, so as not to be overheard by the overly sensitive PC Police.
Charge nurse (CN) asks colleague:
CN: "What's in room 2?"
Nurse 2: "A SWAJOP..."
CN: "What's she doing? "
Nurse 2: "Jackson Pollocking her room with her own feces."
CN: "She any good?"
Nurse 2: " Eh, a little to abstract for my taste."
CN: "What's in room 2?"
Nurse 2: "A SWAJOP..."
CN: "What's she doing? "
Nurse 2: "Jackson Pollocking her room with her own feces."
CN: "She any good?"
Nurse 2: " Eh, a little to abstract for my taste."
by A Muffin Top Turd April 19, 2018
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