Acronym: Stands for
"Sex With A Jar Of Planters"
aka "Fucking Nuts"
1. Note: "Planters" refers to the trademarked brand of quality nuts, not a farmer.
2. Commonly used as a descriptor in medical settings in hushed tones, so as not to be overheard by the overly sensitive PC Police.
"Sex With A Jar Of Planters"
aka "Fucking Nuts"
1. Note: "Planters" refers to the trademarked brand of quality nuts, not a farmer.
2. Commonly used as a descriptor in medical settings in hushed tones, so as not to be overheard by the overly sensitive PC Police.
Charge nurse (CN) asks colleague:
CN: "What's in room 2?"
Nurse 2: "A SWAJOP..."
CN: "What's she doing? "
Nurse 2: "Jackson Pollocking her room with her own feces."
CN: "She any good?"
Nurse 2: " Eh, a little to abstract for my taste."
CN: "What's in room 2?"
Nurse 2: "A SWAJOP..."
CN: "What's she doing? "
Nurse 2: "Jackson Pollocking her room with her own feces."
CN: "She any good?"
Nurse 2: " Eh, a little to abstract for my taste."
by A Muffin Top Turd April 19, 2018
Get the SWAJOP mug.Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.
Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?
Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?
Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!
Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?
Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!
by TurkTurkleton July 17, 2012
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The fear of swag fags and everything about them. Usually mature people and people who have good common sense have this.
usage: "Bro...i think I have swagophobia."
"why?"
"because I see that swaggot treating his girl like shit,and it makes me wanna sock him in the throat"
"its I have that too"
"why?"
"because I see that swaggot treating his girl like shit,and it makes me wanna sock him in the throat"
"its I have that too"
by methedonekitty October 7, 2013
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Get the Swajol mug.A person so obsessed with their own swag to the point that it drives them to do dangerous and risky things. Commonly using fazes like "built different" and "godly".
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The crinkling swooshing sound made by certain clothing items due to the materials used and friction during movement - typically outerwear such as windbreakers, rain jackets, poofy jackets, pants, and any other number of items that share similar fabric properties
Man, that tracksuit really swajoled
I really find jackets that swajol quite annoying, that's why I avoid those super puffy ones
That windbreaker was so loud, could hear them walking all the way down the hall with all the swajoling going on
I really find jackets that swajol quite annoying, that's why I avoid those super puffy ones
That windbreaker was so loud, could hear them walking all the way down the hall with all the swajoling going on
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