SWAJOP

Acronym: Stands for

"Sex With A Jar Of Planters"

aka "Fucking Nuts"

1. Note: "Planters" refers to the trademarked brand of quality nuts, not a farmer.

2. Commonly used as a descriptor in medical settings in hushed tones, so as not to be overheard by the overly sensitive PC Police.

Charge nurse (CN) asks colleague:

CN: "What's in room 2?"
Nurse 2: "A SWAJOP..."
CN: "What's she doing? "
Nurse 2: "Jackson Pollocking her room with her own feces."

CN: "She any good?"
Nurse 2: " Eh, a little to abstract for my taste."

SWAJOP by A Muffin Top Turd April 19, 2018

Swagophile 

Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.

Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?

Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?

Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!

Swagophile by TurkTurkleton July 17, 2012

Swagophobia 

The fear of swag fags and everything about them. Usually mature people and people who have good common sense have this.

usage: "Bro...i think I have swagophobia."
"why?"
"because I see that swaggot treating his girl like shit,and it makes me wanna sock him in the throat"
"its I have that too"

Swagophobia by methedonekitty October 7, 2013

Swajol

When the material of raincoats rubs together and makes a swajol sound

My rain jacket Swajoled when I ran from the car to my house

Swajol by Sry April 2, 2019

Swagopath 

A person so obsessed with their own swag to the point that it drives them to do dangerous and risky things. Commonly using fazes like "built different" and "godly".

Over the years Xavier tried to become more and more cool leading himself to become a swagopath.

Swagopath by #002 December 7, 2020

swagophoenic 

being beyond swag

“OMG she’s so swagophoenic”

swagophoenic by totheleft March 11, 2021

Swajol

The crinkling swooshing sound made by certain clothing items due to the materials used and friction during movement - typically outerwear such as windbreakers, rain jackets, poofy jackets, pants, and any other number of items that share similar fabric properties

Man, that tracksuit really swajoled

I really find jackets that swajol quite annoying, that's why I avoid those super puffy ones

That windbreaker was so loud, could hear them walking all the way down the hall with all the swajoling going on

Swajol by buboop December 6, 2025