Swagophile

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Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.

Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?

Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?

Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!

Swagophile by TurkTurkleton July 17, 2012

Swedophile

Incorrect term for a lover of what's Swedish. The correct term is suecophile.

- What's a lover of Swedish stuff called? A swedophile?
- No, a suecophile.

Swedophile by EliasG March 3, 2016

Related Words

Swagophile • Stagophile • SCATOPHILE • Swedophile • Sadophile • samophile • saxophile • shaqophile • slavophile • smegophile

slavophile

Someone who loves the culture of the Slavs or the people.

Think the Balkans, Russia, etc.

I love Zach Condon. Him and I are like total slavophiles!

slavophile by Xenophiliac May 9, 2008

scatophile

one who loves all things related to shit; someone obsessed with the poop culture

Max is a scatophile; you can talk to him for hours about the process of shitting, the study of fecal matter and preparing hot lunches.

scatophile by Hung Far Low September 20, 2006

saxophile

Saxophile is someone who plays the saxophone and also a pedophile this is mostly music teachers.

My teacher Miss Wood is a saxophile i think!

saxophile by Eddie Bryant February 6, 2021

Stagophile

a person, usually male, bearing charateristics fitting those of a stalker, faggot, and pedophile. May not actually be homosexual, but has an air of feminity to him.

Look Ma, it's a Stagophile!

No honey, it's only Barney..

Stagophile by BillyBobJoeFredBop August 11, 2010

Scatophile

Someone who likes defensive football

- Ayoub, I love watching Mourinho parking the bus.
- Gross dude! You can't possibly love defensive football, it's like eating your own shit. That'd mean you're a scatophile.

Scatophile by Ayoubaoui August 20, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026