Swagophile

Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.

Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?

Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?

Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!

by TurkTurkleton July 17, 2012

Swedophile

Incorrect term for a lover of what's Swedish. The correct term is suecophile.

- What's a lover of Swedish stuff called? A swedophile?
- No, a suecophile.

by EliasG March 3, 2016

slavophile

Someone who loves the culture of the Slavs or the people.

Think the Balkans, Russia, etc.

I love Zach Condon. Him and I are like total slavophiles!

by Xenophiliac May 9, 2008

scatophile

one who loves all things related to shit; someone obsessed with the poop culture

Max is a scatophile; you can talk to him for hours about the process of shitting, the study of fecal matter and preparing hot lunches.

by Hung Far Low September 20, 2006

saxophile

Saxophile is someone who plays the saxophone and also a pedophile this is mostly music teachers.

My teacher Miss Wood is a saxophile i think!

by Eddie Bryant February 6, 2021

Stagophile

a person, usually male, bearing charateristics fitting those of a stalker, faggot, and pedophile. May not actually be homosexual, but has an air of feminity to him.

Look Ma, it's a Stagophile!

No honey, it's only Barney..

by BillyBobJoeFredBop August 11, 2010

Scatophile

Someone who likes defensive football

- Ayoub, I love watching Mourinho parking the bus.
- Gross dude! You can't possibly love defensive football, it's like eating your own shit. That'd mean you're a scatophile.

by Ayoubaoui August 20, 2018