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(adjective, noun). A straight man with overwhelmingly gay tendencies and characteristics, but who still (apparently) prefers sleeping with women. Similar to metrosexual, but gay characteristics are not limited to dress and hygiene (for example, strocks are often overtly effeminate in speech, interests, and attitude) thereby including dirty hipsters and the like. Often stylish, outgoing, and unique, they pull girls with little trouble.

Etymology: derived from the English "straight" and the English "cock," together signifying that the man is straight-- but only in their cock. Gay everywhere else.

Related words: strocky, strockiest
Boy: "I'm a film studies major who enjoys a wearing bowties, walking gingerly, and making kissy faces at the camera, duh! This is my girlfriend, Monica."
Girl 1: "How the fuck is that guy not gay?"
Girl 2: "He's not gay. I've hooked up with him, it was hot. He's just really strock."
strock by s & L May 2, 2007
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A common misspelling of the word "stroke"
When you eat too much McDonalds, get a cholesterol blockage, and have a heart attack: strock
strock by inglis_techer November 5, 2020

Strock/Chappal dealer 

Idk why but he's a big sussy baka.
He owns 69 trillian chappal factories but yet won't give me one

Hmmmmmm
If u see a sussy guy who sells chappals then pls give him a gf.
Omg strock/chappal dealer is a baka hahaha
Strock/Chappal dealer by PiroSteen December 26, 2021

isaac strock

The man who has all the balls in the world
All the girls in the world beside one (Mia)
He his The Legend 27
Isaac STROCK threw a ball at Mia in the face and she went home that same day
isaac strock by Robbyweirddick April 11, 2019

Stockholm Invaders FC 

A football club from Stockholm, Sweden.
"Stockholm Invaders FC was initially dubbed Gute Invaders"
Stockholm Invaders FC by I-T-B December 9, 2016
Refers to a woman or women who are available for having fun and entertainment.
Last night the club was lit, there was stocko all over the place.
Stocko by Mshini October 15, 2020

Stockton slap 

When nick diaz slaps his opponent in the face during a ufc bout, usually followed by saying "bitch" or "what". Will often yell out "Stockton" or "209" (the area code for Stockton). His brother Nate also occasionally performs the aforementioned slap.
Both fighters testing each others range, and bam diaz gets him with the Stockton slap.
Stockton slap by Jaymzđź‘» October 21, 2014
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