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Strokey nonce 

He referred to his girlfriend as a child, because he was a proper strokey nonce.
Strokey nonce by Ily Morgan xoxo December 5, 2018
Euphemism hybrid in reference to a Person from Stoke On Trent England who is a real tug job merchant/ toilet trader.
Sarah: Did you just see how that council worker treated that little old lady?
Dave: Mmm typical Strokey. No respect.
Strokey by Stoke Shitty March 2, 2015

the strokey chokey 

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“They say, if you bite down a lemon, right at the point of climax, the lemon juice gives you the choke you need, to not pass out and die.”
He decided to do the strokey chokey and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.
To have stroke like features or qualites after consuming too much alcohol.
Steve: What's up gangsta.
Elliott: Not much just recovering from last night.
Steve: Yeah it was badass.
Elliott: You were looking abit strokey though.
Steve: Yeah maybe thats why i didnt get laid.
Elliott: You still touched J-Whittz snatch though
Steve: DAMN RIGHT
*Steve and Elliott high five*
Strokey by Becksman May 16, 2010

Chokey Strokey 

Slang for autoerotic asphyxiation while masturbating.

Maximizing an orgasm by cutting off air to the brain. Sometimes leads to accidental - and embarrassing - suicide.
The singer from INXS died while doing the Chokey Strokey.
Chokey Strokey by Anita November 11, 2004

Big Fucking Strokey Nonce 

An insult created by Steven Dawson. A middle aged balding man who created vines. It is used to describe a pretty thick person. Commonly used in the North East of England
"I accidentally texted my ex nudes."
"You big fucking Strokey nonce"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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