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Strokey nonce 

He referred to his girlfriend as a child, because he was a proper strokey nonce.
Strokey nonce by Ily Morgan xoxo December 5, 2018
Euphemism hybrid in reference to a Person from Stoke On Trent England who is a real tug job merchant/ toilet trader.
Sarah: Did you just see how that council worker treated that little old lady?
Dave: Mmm typical Strokey. No respect.
Strokey by Stoke Shitty March 2, 2015

the strokey chokey 

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“They say, if you bite down a lemon, right at the point of climax, the lemon juice gives you the choke you need, to not pass out and die.”
He decided to do the strokey chokey and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.
To have stroke like features or qualites after consuming too much alcohol.
Steve: What's up gangsta.
Elliott: Not much just recovering from last night.
Steve: Yeah it was badass.
Elliott: You were looking abit strokey though.
Steve: Yeah maybe thats why i didnt get laid.
Elliott: You still touched J-Whittz snatch though
Steve: DAMN RIGHT
*Steve and Elliott high five*
Strokey by Becksman May 16, 2010

Chokey Strokey 

Slang for autoerotic asphyxiation while masturbating.

Maximizing an orgasm by cutting off air to the brain. Sometimes leads to accidental - and embarrassing - suicide.
The singer from INXS died while doing the Chokey Strokey.
Chokey Strokey by Anita November 11, 2004

Big Fucking Strokey Nonce 

An insult created by Steven Dawson. A middle aged balding man who created vines. It is used to describe a pretty thick person. Commonly used in the North East of England
"I accidentally texted my ex nudes."
"You big fucking Strokey nonce"