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STALIN’s 

STALIN’s Organ = Katyusha
STALIN’s Refrigerator = KV-2
STALIN’s Triple Refrigerator = KV-2-2-2 / KV-6
STALIN’s Smile = GuLag
STALIN’s Idea = OURS stuff
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Words you can keep

Stalin's Brow

the area of scrotum or ballsack skin on which the flaccid penis typically rests.

wrinkled and furrowed, similar to the brow of dictator Josef Stalin.

also known as Elephant Ear
"she alternated between sucking my shaft and licking the sweat off Stalin's Brow"

Stalin's Revenge 

Drinking the fucked up water in Russia (Sochi, specifically) and the result being shitting your asshole out. It is similar to drinking the water in Mexico except the Russian water tells you when and where to shit.
Dude, don't drink the water in Sochi. You'll get Stalin's Revenge. That's right, the Russian version of Montezuma's revenge.
Stalin's Revenge by Captain Yar February 5, 2014

Stalin's Mustache

When neither you nor your sexual partner has shaved your pubis, and while thrusting the two pieces of hair intersect, looking like the mustache of Joseph Stalin.
"Oh comrade-san, we have crossed hairs and reproduced the great Stalin's Mustache!"
Stalin's Mustache by TheRappist June 17, 2016

Stalin's Law 

Arguments defending communism (and to a lesser extent socialism) on the internet inevitably deflect from inherent and observable failures of both ideologies.

Deflections often (but not always) involve promises of absolute success in the next society they are inflicted upon, claiming that any service funded by taxation is an example of its success (conflation of tax with either ideology) or by downplaying truly awful historical events committed by communist regimes (e.g. the Holodomor). Other examples of deflection exist.

It is most frequently observed among people who have no experience of living under a communist regime. These people are often t-shirt communists.
Guy 1: "I know fascism is bad, but just look at the millions who have died under communist regimes"
Guy 2: "Nah man, real communism hasn't been tried. All those dictatorships were red fascism or were funded by the CIA. It'll definitely work in the next country it's tried in."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's literally Stalin's law. Stop defending brutal communist regimes"
Stalin's Law by Souper Rare January 6, 2022

Stalin's Bible 

Another name, or should be another name, for George Orwell's 1984
Stalin's Bible actually predicted what can, and might, happen to America if no one, not even SCOTUS, is willing to stand up to wokeademics and cancel culture

Stalin-Flavored Shells 

The type of shells that make the Soviet Union infamous for their powerful guns.
The reason why the Soviets drove the Germans back was due to the invention of Stalin-Flavored Shells which easily overpowered the Krupp Steel of the Germans.
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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