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The God of the sewer rats sent down to earth to make her algebra students misserable.


She is also the only person to actually be older than the all mighty GOD.
"Ms. Stahoski is the biggest deuche on planet earth."
by trojanman69 April 1, 2009
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When a girl is so hot, you take a gun and shoot her in the leg. Then you have sex with the gun wound.


Only one person is known to actually give a girl an orgasim while performing this: Chuck Norris
"Dude, Sarah is so hot that i actually performed the wounded monster on her last night."
by trojanman69 March 31, 2009
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