A SPROAST is a Speech A Roast And A Toast.
You can make it as long or short as you want. It allows you to throw in some good Jab's at the person being toasted, as well as the usual "He or She's a Good Friend" part of every Speech or Toast.
Examples:
As for all your friends, they said you were out of this world. Oh, wait, I'm sorry - I meant “Wished.” Cheers!
Being Ugly is no crime . . . Good thing too, otherwise you'd get the chair! But Seriously, When it comes to friends . . . Cheers!
After all Joe, any friend of yours . . . Is obviously a poor judge of character . . . But Seriously . . . When it comes to needing a frenemy . . . Your Number One . . . Cheers!
You can make it as long or short as you want. It allows you to throw in some good Jab's at the person being toasted, as well as the usual "He or She's a Good Friend" part of every Speech or Toast.
Examples:
As for all your friends, they said you were out of this world. Oh, wait, I'm sorry - I meant “Wished.” Cheers!
Being Ugly is no crime . . . Good thing too, otherwise you'd get the chair! But Seriously, When it comes to friends . . . Cheers!
After all Joe, any friend of yours . . . Is obviously a poor judge of character . . . But Seriously . . . When it comes to needing a frenemy . . . Your Number One . . . Cheers!
by Mr. 1st September 25, 2010
Get the SPROAST mug.When a science teacher of extreme intellect and scholarly wisdom insults an inferior student with a fiery and sarcastic tone.
He is asserting himself, like a chihuahua.
His mom did his science fair project for him.
"How much time did you spend on this," he said after looking at his research proposal
Oh man you just got stroasted!, said the entire class.
His mom did his science fair project for him.
"How much time did you spend on this," he said after looking at his research proposal
Oh man you just got stroasted!, said the entire class.
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