SPROAST 

SPROAST

It's Not Just A Toast

It's A Speech A Roast And A Toast

It's A . . . SPROAST

A SPROAST is a Speech A Roast And A Toast.

You can make it as long or short as you want. It allows you to throw in some good Jab's at the person being toasted, as well as the usual "He or She's a Good Friend" part of every Speech or Toast.

Examples:
As for all your friends, they said you were out of this world. Oh, wait, I'm sorry - I meant “Wished.” Cheers!

Being Ugly is no crime . . . Good thing too, otherwise you'd get the chair! But Seriously, When it comes to friends . . . Cheers!

After all Joe, any friend of yours . . . Is obviously a poor judge of character . . . But Seriously . . . When it comes to needing a frenemy . . . Your Number One . . . Cheers!

SPROAST by Mr. 1st September 25, 2010

stroast 

When a science teacher of extreme intellect and scholarly wisdom insults an inferior student with a fiery and sarcastic tone.

He is asserting himself, like a chihuahua.
His mom did his science fair project for him.
"How much time did you spend on this," he said after looking at his research proposal
Oh man you just got stroasted!, said the entire class.

stroast by thewurm January 29, 2020

Shroasted 

A combination of 'Shreked' and 'Roasted', therefore creating 'Shroasted'. Can be used in situations both of root words are appropriate.

Timmy: "2+3= 23"
Teacher: "No it's not, you moron! 2+3=5!"
Steve: "Shroasted!"

Shroasted by 666satanislife666 November 12, 2014

sprastic 

adjective: energetic, crazy, lose, ready, hyper

Lets bounce our boobies around and get really sprastic tonight!
Let's just stay up all night and get sprastic!

sprastic by Maureen Fever October 25, 2011

sproat 

Adjective for garbage, funk, undesirable, or something otherwise gross.

The locker room was most sproat today following practice.

sproat by allroadsleadtosproat November 12, 2019

Sproat 

The definition of ill, the epitome of greatness, something or someone remarkable

That one handed touchdown catch was sproat.

Nelson Mandela is sproat.

Sproat by Leaky Leak November 4, 2004

sproston 

A realy nice place to live in Cheshire

Open countryside small village

sproston by Jason Francis November 15, 2003