SPOAST

SPOAST

It's Not Just A Toast

It's A "Speech" And A "Toast"

It's A . . . SPOAST

A Toast is Short.
A "SPOAST" is a Speech ending in a Toast

General Example:
To Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Cheers!

Best Man:
Let me start by saying that I met the groom in school . . . Boy were those some crazy time . . . remember when you and ### stole that cow . . . WELL CHEERS!

General Audience:
I know I was supposed to keep my comments short, but before we raise our glasses I wanted to say . . ..

The Street:
Here's To our Home Boys who have fallen . . . Here's to the up and comers . . . Cheers To My G's!

It's A SPOAST!

SPOAST by Mr. 1st September 25, 2010

Streme Spoats 

The act of using a vehicle in an extreme or destructive manner at high speeds while doing a job or an important task . First used by two men speeding destructively on a watercraft going upstream on rapids, hence the name "streme". (Ex-treme + st-ream = Streme) and (sports = Spoats).

"We'll get there soon, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats!"

"The destination is right here, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats first!"

A guy going upstream or down a mountain in a vehicle : "STREME SPOATS!"

Streme Spoats by DaleSnailTrail September 8, 2015

Cone spastic 

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.

"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"

Cone spastic by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic 

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville

Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.

cheeky spastic by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014

spastic jawline 

A completely deformed jawline

shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline

spastic jawline by Jawlord January 30, 2017

Spastification

The art of acting spasticly.

Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.

Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.

Spastification by GiggleTits April 26, 2013

scare spastics 

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

scare spastics by jpg3 November 7, 2011