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Adjective for garbage, funk, undesirable, or something otherwise gross.
The locker room was most sproat today following practice.
sproat by allroadsleadtosproat November 12, 2019
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The definition of ill, the epitome of greatness, something or someone remarkable
That one handed touchdown catch was sproat.

Nelson Mandela is sproat.
Sproat by Leaky Leak November 4, 2004
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VERB:
to mathematically rape

NOUN:
is pronounced (as an amalgamy of the two dicspilines)

"Sprape"

but is spelt 'sproat' as in the verb.
VERB:
"My math teacher raped me for not handing in my homework"

"Lame, dude. You got totally sproated"

NOUN:
"my math teacher raped me for not handing in my homework"

"lame, dude. what a sproat (pronounced 'sprape')"
Sproat by thegoodthebadandthesproated December 17, 2008

Sproat&Kos

The act of being stuck in mud up to your axles at night on a muddy spring road.
I drove my car along a dirt road and soon found myself in a Sproat&Kos situation.
Sproat&Kos by seaframc March 9, 2021

Brussels sprouts 

A vegetable your mom forces you to eat even though it tastes like vomit and smells like farts.
No dessert unless you eat your Brussels sprouts.
Brussels sprouts by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

Streme Spoats 

The act of using a vehicle in an extreme or destructive manner at high speeds while doing a job or an important task . First used by two men speeding destructively on a watercraft going upstream on rapids, hence the name "streme". (Ex-treme + st-ream = Streme) and (sports = Spoats).
"We'll get there soon, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats!"

"The destination is right here, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats first!"

A guy going upstream or down a mountain in a vehicle : "STREME SPOATS!"
Streme Spoats by DaleSnailTrail September 8, 2015

Scroat Trout 

A legendary and mythological fish who ascends from the depth of remote streams to clean and polish one's scrotal region with it's gentle nibbles. Preliminary reports suggest that this fish may also engage in the cleaning of the taint.
On the eve of my engagement, I summoned a scroat trout to cleanse and coif my testicles.
Scroat Trout by mrcleanballs March 6, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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