sproat

Adjective for garbage, funk, undesirable, or something otherwise gross.

The locker room was most sproat today following practice.

by allroadsleadtosproat November 12, 2019

Sproat

The definition of ill, the epitome of greatness, something or someone remarkable

That one handed touchdown catch was sproat.

Nelson Mandela is sproat.

by Leaky Leak November 4, 2004

Sproat

VERB:
to mathematically rape

NOUN:
is pronounced (as an amalgamy of the two dicspilines)

"Sprape"

but is spelt 'sproat' as in the verb.

VERB:
"My math teacher raped me for not handing in my homework"

"Lame, dude. You got totally sproated"

NOUN:
"my math teacher raped me for not handing in my homework"

"lame, dude. what a sproat (pronounced 'sprape')"

by thegoodthebadandthesproated December 17, 2008

Sproat&Kos

The act of being stuck in mud up to your axles at night on a muddy spring road.

I drove my car along a dirt road and soon found myself in a Sproat&Kos situation.

by seaframc March 9, 2021

Brussels sprouts

A vegetable your mom forces you to eat even though it tastes like vomit and smells like farts.

No dessert unless you eat your Brussels sprouts.

by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

Streme Spoats

The act of using a vehicle in an extreme or destructive manner at high speeds while doing a job or an important task . First used by two men speeding destructively on a watercraft going upstream on rapids, hence the name "streme". (Ex-treme + st-ream = Streme) and (sports = Spoats).

"We'll get there soon, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats!"

"The destination is right here, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats first!"

A guy going upstream or down a mountain in a vehicle : "STREME SPOATS!"

by DaleSnailTrail September 8, 2015

Scroat Trout

A legendary and mythological fish who ascends from the depth of remote streams to clean and polish one's scrotal region with it's gentle nibbles. Preliminary reports suggest that this fish may also engage in the cleaning of the taint.

On the eve of my engagement, I summoned a scroat trout to cleanse and coif my testicles.

by mrcleanballs March 6, 2011