Spooged

When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.

Dam! You just got spooged!

I can't believe I fell for that spooge!

Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?

by Rhino Virus April 12, 2011

spoogebag

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body

That's my new spoogebag over there

by Dr spooge May 30, 2018

Spoogemeister

A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.

Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.

by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge August 20, 2019

spooed

When your friend screws you over.

I loaned Seth some money and he totally spooed me by not paying me back for over a year.

by The coalition for freedom November 16, 2012

Spooge-spackled

When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.

My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!

Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...

That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?

by MidCenturyMr February 4, 2010

spooped

spookier than you can describe

Oh man I was so spooped when I saw the carved pumpkins at the ALIVE program!

by iwant2dieXD October 15, 2017

Stooged out

When you get hella high it makes you as stoopid as the 3 stooges

Person one: yo I just smoked some mad weed dawg I’m all stooged out

Person two:dang

by Hailey Cap June 15, 2021