Spooge-dog

n. An ugly person, usually of female persuasion, whose life conquest revolves around the reception of spooge.

n. A dog made of spooge.

I wish that spooge-dog would hop off my nuts, she's so ugly.

Spooge-dog by cockmasterflex513 August 17, 2011

dog sponge 

When you scrub your dog on a hardwood floor to clean

Me: Mom we don't have anything to clean with. I guess I don't have to do it!
Mom: Don't be silly! Use the dog sponge

dog sponge by Bradly3679 July 29, 2017

spoogehog 

A spoogehog is a young lady that just loves to suck down all the spooge that she can get her cumbubblin lips on. If ya dont know what spooge is, look it up.

1) Dude, I was toast after I boned her butthole for an hour but that spoogehog blew me til I got off three more times last night.

2) That hizo was so wizack. What a fuckin spizoogehizzog, yo.

3) I couldn't believe that spoogehog... after I busted a nut up Tiffanys asshole, Kim spread her cheeks and sucked it all out and started gargling with it. Wow, wut a hot little ho.

spoogehog by Ezeerider September 27, 2004

spongedoggle 

Intentionally ejaculating in a partners (male or females) ear.

Dude last night I spongedoggled her for hours.

spongedoggle by Jack blackness September 29, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016