Spooged

When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.

Dam! You just got spooged!

I can't believe I fell for that spooge!

Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?

by Rhino Virus March 27, 2011

spoog

jizz, cum, sperm

when my girl gave me head i spooged all in her mouth.

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Spooge

Another term used to describe cum.

I was in school and this hot girl bent over and I fucking spooged in my pants!

by Doh Nuts 13 September 15, 2004

spooge

n. slang word meaning semen

v. to ejaculate

n. 'He got spooge on his towel'

v. 'I love to spooge over a hot guy'

by vowelmeister November 25, 2003

spooge

n. goopy or viscous substance similar in texture to cum

v. to cause a goopy substance to end up on an item or person

I woke up this morning in a puddle of spooge.

What is this spooge on my dinner?

Damn! Don't spooge my new shoes!

What's that spoogy shit on your shirt?

by Chick December 12, 2003

spooge

liquid resulting from sexual intercourse; semen

There were spooge stains on the back seat.

by Jim January 8, 2004

Spooge

Male semen, or the act of ejaculation. Generally a term used by men towards other men in social situations.

"She's so hot I think I spooged myself."
or
"What is this? Spooge?"

by Scalpel January 6, 2005