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fuh'spensive 

a modernized English contraction effectively combining the words "fucking" and "expensive"; from the dialectical Norwegian root fukka (meaning: to copulate) and the English verb spend; primarily used as an avenue to intensify the perceived value of an already overvalued person, place or thing. mostly used by those too lazy to verbalize both words.
I care deeply about Karen, heck, I've known her since high school...but holy hell, those Manolos are far too fuh'spensive for her very middle-of-the-road income.
fuh'spensive by tjc77 October 6, 2010

Sexspensive 

When something is so exspensive the only way you could possibly get it is by sleeping with the owner.
FRIEND 1: "I love that necklace".
FRIEND 2: "Ooh, that's sexspensive".
Sexspensive by TheRing August 15, 2008

ssspensive 

Is something that is so over the top fabulous and just amazing, but not necessarily expensive. Various items can be ssspensive, people can also be ssspensive.
Girl that long liz jacket is wayyy ssspensive.

My friends and I, we're so ssspensive.
ssspensive by kiebler May 19, 2009

sexpensive

when a prostitute costs more than you can afford.
"no thanks your too sexpensive"
sexpensive by NinjaCheese123 May 31, 2009
For the ignorant and lazy that mean to say expensive.
That purse is too spensive.
spensive by bobo the clown May 11, 2003

'Spensive 

i'd get it, but it's 'spensive
'Spensive by Sarah the cookie February 4, 2016