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A snitch, who is number 1 at snitching, nothing he does or says ever makes sense, usually breaks down to talking about how ugly others are to hide the fact that he himself is one ugly fucker.
An example of a snitch would be Les "Luffer" Bailey. SUPER SN1TCH
SN1TCH by Mister99Boy3000 May 12, 2009
Words you can keep

grab-a-snatch 

the grappling of a person's genitalia (by oneself or another); if such grabbing is unwanted or unsolicited, then it constitutes a sexual assault

cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."
Trump bragged he often committed grab-a-snatch assaults on women he found attractive.
grab-a-snatch by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

SNATCHATWAT 

A licked twat with bite.
Snatchatwat: When you lick a twat and it snatches you back.
SNATCHATWAT by cornchu April 8, 2017

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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.
The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.

Thatch Snatch 

A vagina that is comparable to Margaret Thatcher's. Not the alive and well Margaret Thatcher Snatch, the dead and rotting Margaret Thatcher snatch. Hence the term, Thatch Snatch.
Becky smells like you got a little Thatch Snatch going on down there.

bald snatch 

A completely shaved adult pubis
Veronica: " I going to take a razor to my female and have a bald snatch".
Cynthia: "Wea - I know guys find a bald snatch a major turn-on".
bald snatch by Mr.Tissue February 22, 2018

Wig Snatched 

Wig Snatched can be used to call something wonderful, beautiful or to express surprise-ment.

Similar to shook, shooketh or quaking.
Comes from 'weave snatched'.
Often written as: 'wig snatch', 'wig snatcher' or 'wig gone'.
Got my wig snatched with that voice holy shit

smash bros 2k18 special move: wig snatch

BISH MmMFff MY WIG HAS BEEN SNATCHED
Wig Snatched by IchWilleDieTod November 13, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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