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snatchburglar

Someone who has a bad habit of stealing away ones girl or girlfriend.
Hey, Sean stole away another one of John's prospects, what a snatchburglar.
snatchburglar by nocanizzle January 14, 2008
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snatchburglar

A hooligan. Typically of the teenage variety that will abduct, embezzle, or misappropriate any vagina he comes in contact with. A ruffian who steals women from other males. A Thug or a Vandal, whose other objectives include vagina.
Dude what happened to your girlfriend....??? Goddamn Snatchburglars.
snatchburglar by digitaldebris December 13, 2008
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Snatchburglar

A hooligan. Typically of the teenage variety that will abduct, embezzle, or misappropriate any vagina he comes in contact with. A ruffian who steals women from other males.
Dude what happened to your girlfriend....??? Goddamn Snatchburglars.
Snatchburglar by Digitaldebris December 14, 2008

Snatch Burglar 

A person who cock blocks someone for their own benefit, as apposed to stopping a friend from making a bad decision.

It may be used in many forms
---Verb
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.

Snatchburger 

A Hamburger so nasty that you would rather be eating a heffer's snatchbox.
(not to be confused with Snatchburglar)
Me and the MG-Boyshad a BBQ the other day and 2-litre Coke Bottle brought some snatchburgers to cook.
Snatchburger by MG Boys November 21, 2004

Snatch Burglar 

Your best mate caught eating your girlfriends snatch.
Don't trust that bloke he is a notorious Snatch Burglar
Snatch Burglar by SIRKOALA December 1, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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