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SMUFO is the ad libbed acronym for the Sunday Morning Union of Fun and Orgasm, a spontaneous event that has become an institution.

Smufo is an ancient human activity, that some behaviorists have noted occurs throughout the natural (animal) world. Until recently Smufo was an undefined act of physical bonding between two humans (animals) involving touching, holding, fondling and other tender physical ideas that popped into either the Smufee's or Smufor's head.

After weeks apart, Uma looks forward to some serious smufo activity with her lover, Groper.

SMUFO by Uma Groper March 1, 2010

Words you can keep

SUFO

Shut Up or Fuck Off

Nat I've been telling you for 10 days now I wont give you my Apad as much as you want it so just SUFO.

SUFO by B247E August 19, 2010

Related Words

SMUFO • smuff • smuffocate • smuffin • sufos • Smuffed • SMFO • smtfo • Smuf • Smuffle

Smuffin

a cute nickname for a useless partner meaning: some mother fucking nothing.

Her boyfriend is a real smuffin, he can't keep a job to save his life.

Smuffin by silentcrys April 15, 2020

smuffocate

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)

Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*

smuffocate by TJeva October 5, 2005

Smuffed

What happens to the torch of a player who quits the TV show Survivor.

Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?

NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."

Smuffed by AAHGRRRRTM December 15, 2010

Stufoo

1. To phonectically say; "stfu".
2. A shorter and quicker way to say; "shut the fuck up".

Amy: "Nick, I don't want you to cum on my face!:("
Nick: "STUFOO, bitch!"

Alicia: "But, baby, I don't want you to go out to the bar!"
Vince: "I don't care... so, stufoo."

Stufoo by RangeRov49 July 24, 2006

Smuho

A replacement word for “squeeze” and “suck”

1. I love to smuho my girlfriend’s caboose (or booty).

2. I need to smuho the straw to drink my beverage.

Smuho by ChadChadwick October 12, 2019

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026