SMPIL
Shitting my pants in laughter
Because lets face it LoL and haha are 2nd class excuses to show laugher
Because lets face it LoL and haha are 2nd class excuses to show laugher
SMPIL by FBG$ Henry FHS Pit January 26, 2013
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Bottle of smiles
Bottle of smiles by talk2me-JCH2 June 10, 2017
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SMPIL • SMPILSH • smile • smail • smile empty soul • smila • smile and nod • smile.jpg • smile bone • smile dog
Frog Smile
Involves no penile or vaginal contact. It requires you getting naked. Okay, I lied, it requires penile contact. You do a leapfrog, but you're both naked, and the guy leapfrogs over the girl, and the penis drags all along the backside of the girl.
Frog Smile by linkmann September 21, 2015
bunny smile
Jeon Jungkook has a perfect example of a bunny smile. He even looks like a Bunny
A Bunny smile is when a person has their two front teeth, a little ( or a lot ) bigger than the average size, causing them to look like a bunny. So when they smile, they have a "Bunny Smile"
A Bunny smile is when a person has their two front teeth, a little ( or a lot ) bigger than the average size, causing them to look like a bunny. So when they smile, they have a "Bunny Smile"
bunny smile by Imperfectionuglyandworthless November 20, 2018
the most beautiful smile in the world
Michael Jackson’s smile is the most beautiful smile in the world.... you can google it (just trust me) 🙌👌😁
the most beautiful smile in the world by Ladybird1958 March 14, 2018
Smile Bomb
Smile Bomb: "Then suddenly, my power and confidence
starts swelling up, magically erupt..."
Some random dude: *cries from nostalgia*
starts swelling up, magically erupt..."
Some random dude: *cries from nostalgia*
Smile Bomb by Enclave69 November 16, 2020
smiley gladhands
As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.
May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.
Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.
May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.
Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.
"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."
"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."
"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."
smiley gladhands by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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