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When two people simultaneously watching the same movie in two different locations while communicating over an instant messenger application. Often requires a count down to start the movie at the same time. Toilet breaks can be a nuisance, as well as slow buffering speeds.
Saad: Hey Sima, wanna smotch a movie tonight?

Sima: yh sure, what do you have in mind?

Saad: I was thinking Dead Poets Society

Sima: Sounds good, I'm just doing an abs work out. Is 9 o'clock a good time to start?
Smotch by Mr Brightside August 18, 2014
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A word started by Here Lies The Traitor, this is in essence a relatively useless insult, but still makes an impact.
"Ton is a dirty smotch"
smotch by hawhaw November 21, 2007
Smotch is really anything you want it to be, it has a million different possibilities
This party is smotchin!!

Smotch this!
A foul, swampy funk created when belly-sweat or under-boob sweat takes the express lane straight into the crotch, marinates there like day-old soup, and turns the whole situation into a humid disaster zone.
“That girl’s smotch must fuckin’ smell like a locker room dumpster in July.”
Smotch by XSullenX January 7, 2026
Not too many, not a lot

Opposite of bare
There are smitch girls in this party :(
Smitch by Original-Goose October 8, 2019

Smoochy Dreamer 

Smoochy Dreamer is a sub genre of wrestling fanfiction that deals exclusively with the romantic pairing of Chris Jericho and Stephanie McMahon. The term also describes a person who enjoys reading and/or writing for this genre. Sometimes shortened to Smoochy when discussed between their ranks.
I'm in the mood to read some Smoochy Dreamer fics.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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