Smotch

A smacking, sloppy, messy, noise people make when they are chewing gum or food.

Don't smotch your food!

Stop smotching your gum!

by AntisocialRecluse September 1, 2009

Smotch

When two people simultaneously watching the same movie in two different locations while communicating over an instant messenger application. Often requires a count down to start the movie at the same time. Toilet breaks can be a nuisance, as well as slow buffering speeds.

Saad: Hey Sima, wanna smotch a movie tonight?

Sima: yh sure, what do you have in mind?

Saad: I was thinking Dead Poets Society

Sima: Sounds good, I'm just doing an abs work out. Is 9 o'clock a good time to start?

by Mr Brightside August 18, 2014

smotch

A word started by Here Lies The Traitor, this is in essence a relatively useless insult, but still makes an impact.

"Ton is a dirty smotch"

by hawhaw November 21, 2007

Smotch

Smotch is really anything you want it to be, it has a million different possibilities

This party is smotchin!!

Smotch this!

by original thinker of smotch June 29, 2010

Smotch

A foul, swampy funk created when belly-sweat or under-boob sweat takes the express lane straight into the crotch, marinates there like day-old soup, and turns the whole situation into a humid disaster zone.

“That girl’s smotch must fuckin’ smell like a locker room dumpster in July.”

by XSullenX January 7, 2026

Smitch

Not too many, not a lot

Opposite of bare

There are smitch girls in this party :(

by Original-Goose October 8, 2019

Smoochy Dreamer

Smoochy Dreamer is a sub genre of wrestling fanfiction that deals exclusively with the romantic pairing of Chris Jericho and Stephanie McMahon. The term also describes a person who enjoys reading and/or writing for this genre. Sometimes shortened to Smoochy when discussed between their ranks.

I'm in the mood to read some Smoochy Dreamer fics.

by somenerdonline July 18, 2010