smotc 

an acronym commonly used on the East Coast, mostly in Northern New Jersey which stands for the term "smack me on the cock" therefore revealing the term 'smotc' when taking the first letter of each of the five words.

Person 1: Richard, you are such a douche-bag.

Person 2: Fuck you then, just SMOTC!

smotc by smotcingmaniac6969 May 14, 2011

Smitch 

Not too many, not a lot

Opposite of bare

There are smitch girls in this party :(

Smitch by Original-Goose October 8, 2019

Pork Scotch Van 

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.

What do you call a toilet on wheels?

A Pork Scotch van.

Pork Scotch Van by Lumpbag May 10, 2009

Smocaine 

Smocaine is a crack detective who is literally on heroin on the job but is still the best cop on the force. He doesn't play by the rules, but that's his strength.

"He's a damn good cop when he's straight and sober, but somehow the heroin gives him an edge". Quote from Smocaine 3

Smocaine by Nitro Dubbz March 6, 2018

Scotchcock

When a shot of Scotch whiskey slams you in the back of the throat and leaves a burning sensation.

That Highland Park really Scotchcocked me, my throat is on fire.

Scotchcock by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017

Pork Scotch Moustache 

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

Pork Scotch Moustache by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009

Pork Scotch dance

A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.

Is that fat guy having a fit?

No, he's just doing a Pork Scotch dance. Ridiculous ain't it?

Pork Scotch dance by Flappy Dickwad May 6, 2009