an acronym commonly used on the East Coast, mostly in Northern New Jersey which stands for the term "smack me on the cock" therefore revealing the term 'smotc' when taking the first letter of each of the five words.
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Get the Smitch mug.A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.
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"He's a damn good cop when he's straight and sober, but somehow the heroin gives him an edge". Quote from Smocaine 3
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Get the Scotchcock mug.A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
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Get the Pork Scotch Moustache mug.A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.
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