SLVWs 

SLVWs are slutty little virgin whores. These are preteen squeakers who dress real slutty, wear too much eye makeup and in general act like little hookers, unaware of the image they are projecting because after all, they are preteen virgins.

Chris and I were cruising the mall checking out all the SLVWs and joking about how we wish we could go back to middle school knowing what we do now.

Man, your sister is such a SLVW that I get major wood every time she comes around shaking her tight little ass and flirting like she's a hoochie girl.

SLVWs by Dave What A Guy November 15, 2006

Slowsilver03 

A musical collective consisting of kurtains, osquinn, glaive, aldn, zootzie, wido, pp0sture, pitfall and kwuzi. They put out music that fits the genres of glitchcore, digicore and hyperpop.

Their music is similar to other collectives like nova gang, bbloodhounds or GOONNCITY.

"i just heard they let aldn join slowsilver03"
"thats dope, i was just listening to IFLS!"

Slowsilver03 by aqboyz March 27, 2021

slewsie 

An idiot, dolt, someone who talks incessantly about things they are completely wrong about.

Wow, that Rachel Maddow is a real slewsie.

or

Wow, that Rush Limbaugh is a real slewsie.

slewsie by LeJumbo January 8, 2013

the slows 

The slows is that time of the day when you get a serious and sudden case of sleepiness. It is difficult to even breathe when you get the slows; and you usually must remedy it by consuming caffiene or sugar, or by possibly closing your eyes for a small nap.

"I have the slows so strong, girl, that I must drink a massive cappacino and eat a chocolate bar, or I might slip into a walking coma. "

the slows by thegirlDJ August 7, 2007

Slowsay

a.k.a. "Curious George", one half of JONA

This person is known for his extreme ass-kissing, particular where Hermie is concerned. Also well known for smoking out into the wee hours of the night, pretending he is at work by logging onto Sametime, and saying "that's not cool, man, that's not cool". Is beloved by Cletus and Pocahontas. World-renowned for being an idiot and taking a gazillion hours to prepare and correct a return that should only take half an hour.

Slowsay took a puff of his joint and called up Hermie to tell him he would be late to work AGAIN because he had yet another ingrown toenail.

Slowsay by Ophi April 26, 2005

Slewsie 

N. Ass crammer; V: The act of ass cramming;

ass cramming anal insertion amused slew amused slewing Hickory Farm cramming king

I think I must have done a major slewsie last night, it feels like a Mac truck drove through my ass parts.

or

As long as their are anuses, there will be people slewsing things up there. I slewsed the entire hardback works of Danielle Steele up there last night.

Slewsie by Jesus-H-Christ January 9, 2013

slowskydiver 

the average white male that listens to NBA youngboy and is obnoxious.

quit saying "no cap" you're being a real slowskydiver.

slowskydiver by Davion FC October 4, 2020