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SICHRI - A stylish and very practical apparatus designed to keep sunglasses from being lost. SICHRI eyewear straps cater for men and women and are unequivocally chic.

Sichri Eyewear Straps are dedicated to safeguarding your eyewear in a fashionably stylish way.
Sport fisherman: I have SICHRI straps for my Persols that float in case they fall off in the water.
Wakeboarder: Me too, I dropped my oakleys' off the boat, they floated and I picked them up.
Lady: I have SICHRI eyewear straps for my Ray-bans , the gold finishes on my glasses and my SICHRI straps match, my glasses have never been so secure and stylish.
Mother: Me too, my SICHRIs' have made my glasses secure and my hands are free for shopping.
Mothers friend: I love my SICHRI's they match my glasses, outfit and my personality. I have multiple pairs of glasses and can easily find them around my neck or hanging in the house.
SICHRI by anonymous November 2, 2022
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Name for the fashionably stylish sunglasses strap dedicated to safeguarding all genders eyewear. Sichri eyewear straps are unequivocally chic and come in a variety of styles and colours fit for you, your personality and your occasion.
Sport fisherman: I have SICHRI straps for my Persols that float in case they fall off into the water.

Wakeboarder: I knocked my Oakleys' which have SICHRI straps on off the boat when I was getting ready to get in the water. It was no problem they stayed on top of the water and I scooped them up.
Lady: I have gold chic SICHRI eyewear straps on my Ray-Ban glasses. I absolutely love them, they keep my glasses secure and match my glasses frames.
Shopper: My Sichri eyewear straps secure my glasses and keep my hands free for shopping.

Fashion stylist: My Sichri glasses straps match my frames, my style and my personality. It's the perfect accessory which can also be used as a necklace or wrap bracelet when not being used to keep my glasses secure.
Office worker: When I head indoors, I remove my sunnies and they hang securely around my neck for when I head outdoors again.
Receptionist: I have multiple pairs of readers for my bad eyesight. I use bright funky SICHRI eyewear cords, they securely hang around my neck or if I happen to put them down, I easily find them with the bright fun stand out SICHRI glasses strap.
SICHRI by anonymous November 2, 2022
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A hitman often hired by Latin American mafias to kill someone.
The cartel hired a sicario to kill the mayor.
Sicario by NorseAztec May 1, 2009

schrimshaw 

a game consisting of two or more friends smoking an obscene amount of weed following this game is usally eating a cornicopious array of different goodies or snacks
hey homie u wanna go to my house after school to play some schrimshaw
schrimshaw by Darryn Joseph January 9, 2008
"THE BOSS" usually from Italian background. A kind of person that should not to be messed with.
You don't want to mess with him he is the Sicheri.
Sicheri by Jelly January 19, 2004
Hip. Cool. Sick. Awesome. Basically anything. Can involve names, verbs, nouns. ANYTHING.

schriggtastic schrigging schiggerman schiggs
Dude. That girl leah is SOOOOOO schriggg.
DAN, SHUT UP, YOU'RE BEING A SCHRIGG.
Hey Larry! Let's go schrigg it up later at the ice rinks!
I'm so schrigg right now, I could go for a bubble bath.

schriggtastic schrigging schiggerman schiggs
Schrigg by fishyman26 December 5, 2012

Schrimmpo 

Not to be confused with the common sea crustacean, a shrimp.

Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.

Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.
Anne: "is that a wild Sea Cockroach!??"

Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"
Schrimmpo by Ilikecamels December 13, 2021