Schrimmpo

Not to be confused with the common sea crustacean, a shrimp.

Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.

Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.

Anne: "is that a wild Sea Cockroach!??"

Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"

by Ilikecamels December 13, 2021

scrimpons

Parts or particals of old moldy food, that often developes it's own heartbeat..

My buddy Pokenuts was soo drunk he ate some old scrimpons that was in my fridge for years..

Hey poke don't eat them scrimpons they could hurt ya..

by John Jendrasak November 11, 2008

Shrimpooning

To spoon and suck on ones toes. Sitting in partners lap cuddling while the person in the front is sucking on the person in the back's toes. It is a great way to cuddle and be sexy at the same time.

Guy 1:"So what did you and your girlfriend do last night?"
Guy 2: "We were shrimpooning for a couple hours, she was so comfty in my lap, and she tickled my toes at the same time!!"
Guy 1: "Wow that sounds amazing! I need to do that with my girlfriend!!"

by lolzitsblondeeliza October 13, 2011

Schrimpf

Small krill from the north-eastern region of the Sierras. Dangerous alone while also powerful in numbers. Barely larger than plankton. Unusual cravings for left hand side of the Male Humans ribs. Rump-a-la-kala is usually bubbly and nice. Beaver tends to exceed safety regulations on a consistent basis. Poor Eyesight. Hot-Blooded. Gay for chick flicks. Coffee addiction's prevalent. Strengths- Ability to Love unconditionally, feminine nature, HoTT, Rump-a-licious. Weaknesses- Nose, Creases, Crevice's, Mustaches, Nail Clipping sounds, and farts, especially of the dutch variety.

Residents of the greater Tahoe basin, the Schrimpf is elusive and vaginal... usually feminine.

by Lova-Boy December 3, 2010

shrimpo

extremely short
small cock
or asking for a sip of someone's soda, and drinking half the can.

"yo shrimpos so cute"
"ha hes got a shrimpo"

"yo let me get a sip?" -shrimpo
"sure" - adam
(gulb)-shrimpo
"shit dude there's none left" -adam

by Anonymous CLCer April 9, 2004

wimpo shrimpo

A person so wimpy that they are as weak as a shrimp

Hey that one chick is such a Wimpo Shrimpo

by MetroidHunter November 12, 2015

schrimp

In Louisiana - Any of numerous mostly small and marine decapod crustaceans having a slender elongated body, a compressed abdomen, and a long spiny rostrum and including some that are commercially important as food.

People from southern Louisiana say:
Schrimp Gumbo
Schrimp Scampi
Schrimp & Broccoli

by Micalina December 10, 2007