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An acronym that stands for Smoking Hot Waste Of Time. A really attractive person who is not relationship material, for one reason or another. Many of them can be found in MBA programs.

(Ladies is SHWOTs too, go and brush your shoulders off.)
"I performed a SHWOT analysis and the results were conclusive -- he is a waste of my time. Still a total fox, though."

Person 1: "He is a total SHWOT."
Person 2: "I don't think he's SH, but he's definitely WOT."

Person 1: "Wait, I thought he was single."
Person 2: "No, he definitely has a girlfriend. He's just a SHWOT."
SHWOT by kat52982 November 18, 2011
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Friendship Shot 

A shot of alcohol (originally between bros) taken to celebrate a mutual comradery between friends.
L: Hey man, you want to take a shot to celebrate our friendship? A...friendship shot?
V: You’re god damn right I do, great invention
Friendship Shot by VictorTalent October 21, 2019
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a rainbow shot out of my dick 

“A rainbow shot out of my dick” is ASAP Rocky’s description of using hallucinogenic drugs that kicked in while he was having sex.
“No lie, a rainbow shot out of my dick. It had a sound with it like a piano. I have no idea why there was a rainbow coming out of my penis.”

ASAP Rocky on using L.S.D. for the first time will having sex.

One Shot Paddy 

A name given to Provisional Irish Republican Snipers capable of getting one shot kills on British Soldiers. Most snipers were from Corssmaglen. Most Crossmaglen Snipers used the US made Barrett M90, Barret M82 .50 BMG rifles and the Belgian made Fabrique Nationale (FN) FAL with a high powered rifle scope.
The Brits are getting worried of Óglaigh na hÉireann if One Shot Paddy sees them, they know they are going down.
One Shot Paddy by GalwayIRA July 5, 2012

Double Shot 

When you launch two torpedoes in the toilet in one sitting after drinking a Starbucks Double Shot.
Don't buy the Starbucks Double Shots. You'll be doing Double Shots like no tomorrow.
Double Shot by Wiggz January 15, 2015

Ron Swanson Shot 

Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)

Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon

Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches
I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.

Shot Roulette 

A drinking game involving shots, water and clear alcohol.

One person is dedicated each round to pour one shot for each participant.

Participants each pick one random shot glass with or without a specific order (clockwise/counterclockwise).

The person who poured the shots knows which one is water or vodka and drinks the last shot if they are playing.

Repeat.

Drink responsibly! ^_^
Time to turn up... y'all down for some shot roulette?
Shot Roulette by Pap¡ November 17, 2016