Urban Dictionary: Shoot me

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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

A phrase said when one wants death.

Person A: Hey, did you remember that we have a test today?
Person B: Oh God, shoot me now.

by cam.is.cheesy September 19, 2017

A phrase used when someone is called out on something but doesn't care, similar to "bite me".

Person 1: "Hey you're not allowed to smoke in here"
Person 2: "Shoot me"

by neckbrace November 26, 2020

To give me or to send me.

Hey bruh, can you shoot me some bread?

by n1gjohn March 09, 2013