SHOMRIETY

showm-rye-itty
Adjective for "shomer" (not touching the opposite sex due to religious or other reasons)
Term used to describe how being shomer is for you

I'm really struggling with my SHOMRIETY today .. I want to hold his hand so badly!

by Shortyish August 16, 2022

Sobriety Dysphoria

so·bri·e·ty dys·pho·ri·a

/səˈbrīədē disˈfôrēə/

A state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with being sober

I'ma call the plug. My Sobriety Dysphoria is really acting up today.

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 28, 2021

Sobriety

What you suffer from lack of alcohol. Symptoms are such things as remembering where you live, walking straight, being able to have a conversation without breaking down into fits of laughter, etc...

Dude, i haven't had a drink in three hours... i'm starting to get symptoms of sobriety

by Neo-Generation November 6, 2003

Sobriety Test Fear-Fail

The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.

Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...

by YAWA March 16, 2019

smobriety

Quitting smoking cigarettes. Taken from sobriety.

Friend: Hey man, how about a smoke?
You: No thanks, I'm on the path to smobriety.

by revdev November 16, 2006

Sobriety Divide

The real or imagined social/metaphysical distance between the intoxicated and the sober.

The officer struggled to divine the driver's mumblings. She could not translate his words or intentions, the sobriety divide was too vast.

by ericmanoa September 4, 2013

sobriety

the state in which everything sucks.

"fuck man, this sobriety thing bites...i can remember everything, and walk...and speak clearly!"

by Adalae September 8, 2007