Definitions by Shortyish

SHOMRIETY 

showm-rye-itty
Adjective for "shomer" (not touching the opposite sex due to religious or other reasons)
Term used to describe how being shomer is for you

I'm really struggling with my SHOMRIETY today .. I want to hold his hand so badly!

SHOMRIETY by Shortyish August 16, 2022

micro coverage 

Spaghetti

This bathing suit by KylieSwim is literally micro coverage.

micro coverage by Shortyish October 9, 2021

elevator stare 

The look up and down (usually full of judgement)

That lady just gave me an elevator stare, like mind your own business!

That guy just totally gave my breasts an elevator stare.

elevator stare by Shortyish June 10, 2021

fleishig 

What you call yourself when you have eaten meat within the last six hours.

Yiddish word for 'meat'

"Hey, want some pizza?"
"Nah man, I'm fleishig."
-we all have a subconscious fear of this

fleishig by Shortyish April 23, 2021

karjenner 

When you don't really know or care if you're talking about a kardashian or a jenner because in your head they're the same, or you're just talking about the whole clan

Hey did you see what the karjenners were wearing to that awards show? Nah, and I don't care

karjenner by Shortyish February 2, 2021

Luftmensch

An impractical, yet contemplative person

Person 1: "Hmm, should I save five dollars on the bus by walking 10 miles home in the rain?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me, stop being such a luftmensch."

Luftmensch by Shortyish January 20, 2021

Plant babies 

When you're lonely and think that plants are better than cats

"Hey, don't touch my plant babies!"

Plant babies by Shortyish January 5, 2021