SHEMOM

A SHEMOM IS EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING. IT IS A PERSON PLACE OR THING. PEOPLE CAN BE BAD SHEMOMS OR GOOD SHEMOMS BUT IT IS ALSO A NOUN ADVERB ADJECTIVE AND SO MUCH MORE IT IS NOTHING BUT IT IS ALSO SOMETHING. SHEMOMS RULE THE WORLD. IT MAY ALSO BE USED AS AN EXCLAMATION WHEN HAPPY SAD MAD OR ANY OTHER EMOTION.

"YOU ARE A TRUE SHEMOM"
"HOLY SHEMOMS"

SHEMOM by bellrick March 1, 2013

schemometer 

(n) a metaphoric tool used to measure the scheminess involved in a plot

Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there

Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer

Friend 1: What?

Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep

schemometer by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

sheromi

A shy but crazy person. She's a pretty big smartass and is one of the nicest people you will find. Sheromi s only go for younger men but they could go for you if you try hard enough. Sheromi s are pretty independent but love attention as well.

Yo that girl got the highest mark
She must be a Sheromi then

sheromi by KenikiiLover June 2, 2018

Shmomosexual 

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.

Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.

Shmomosexual by rperazag May 5, 2010

shelomi 

Shelomi is extracted from the hebrew word “shalomi” meaning peace. Shelomi is a person who respects other people’s thoughts. The ideal person to talk to of your going through a tough time... she’ll help you through. A total romance addict. Will defenitely love you to the moon and back. Pretty damn straightforward.. which gets shelomi’s into trouble. Easy to talk to and has a great sense of humour. And sarcasm on poiint, ready to bitch slap anyone who messes with her or her friends. Get a shelomi in your life pleease!

“babe honestly you deserve so much better, and if he doesn’t understand fund someone who does.”
“actually yea...omg your such a shelomi”

shelomi by Pheobe Clarkson January 8, 2018

shemotion 

noun| shee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.

Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”

shemotion by clevername July 19, 2018

shemmoth 

A highly unattractive, large, slow female that often travels in packs. That slightly resembles a mammoth.

That shemmoth shakes the ground when she walks.

shemmoth by sashbri May 22, 2009