A SHEMOM IS EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING. IT IS A PERSON PLACE OR THING. PEOPLE CAN BE BAD SHEMOMS OR GOOD SHEMOMS BUT IT IS ALSO A NOUN ADVERB ADJECTIVE AND SO MUCH MORE IT IS NOTHING BUT IT IS ALSO SOMETHING. SHEMOMS RULE THE WORLD. IT MAY ALSO BE USED AS AN EXCLAMATION WHEN HAPPY SAD MAD OR ANY OTHER EMOTION.
by bellrick March 1, 2013
Get the SHEMOM mug.Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there
Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer
Friend 1: What?
Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep
Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer
Friend 1: What?
Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep
by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010
Get the schemometer mug.A shy but crazy person. She's a pretty big smartass and is one of the nicest people you will find. Sheromi s only go for younger men but they could go for you if you try hard enough. Sheromi s are pretty independent but love attention as well.
by KenikiiLover June 2, 2018
Get the sheromi mug.The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
by rperazag May 5, 2010
Get the Shmomosexual mug.Shelomi is extracted from the hebrew word “shalomi” meaning peace. Shelomi is a person who respects other people’s thoughts. The ideal person to talk to of your going through a tough time... she’ll help you through. A total romance addict. Will defenitely love you to the moon and back. Pretty damn straightforward.. which gets shelomi’s into trouble. Easy to talk to and has a great sense of humour. And sarcasm on poiint, ready to bitch slap anyone who messes with her or her friends. Get a shelomi in your life pleease!
“babe honestly you deserve so much better, and if he doesn’t understand fund someone who does.”
“actually yea...omg your such a shelomi”
“actually yea...omg your such a shelomi”
by Pheobe Clarkson January 8, 2018
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The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.
The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.
Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”
by clevername July 19, 2018
Get the shemotion mug.A highly unattractive, large, slow female that often travels in packs. That slightly resembles a mammoth.
by sashbri May 22, 2009
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